Got wasted last night on white russians...bad situation

[Turtle]

I drank way too many caucasians last night and wound up on the beach with this girl,

but then i passed out and she left and I am pretty sure I threw up at some point too.

But hey, life goes on.

[Andrea D.]

Hahahaha...cool!
That's cool turtle, caucasians, beach, a girl, you can't be worried about the threw, life goes on man, don't worry about that shit and she can't be worried about that threw...shit happens man!...i think is funny.

[Andrea D.]

Wait a minute, she left you alone in the beach drunk?

[Turtle]

Yeah, but I didn't know her too well, only talked to her once before for a short time. She was somewhat crazy but she had a nice butt.

At one point I think she told me that she likes "to lick balls".

This is a hazy memory as I was already blasted on white russians.

But I know she never licked my balls, I would have remembered that.

[Andrea D.]

Or maybe not, maybe she did it and you can't remember...that's bummer man, but white russians and drinks in general are so fucking great...impossible to drink one and keep the composure.

[Turtle]

Very true dudette.

Next time I need to take it easy, find a nice lady friend instead of a strumpet.

[DigitalBuddha]

I drank way too many caucasians last night and wound up on the beach with this girl,

but then i passed out and she left and I am pretty sure I threw up at some point too.

But hey, life goes on.

Separate incidences?

[Dude1967]

I drank way too many caucasians last night and wound up on the beach with this girl,

but then i passed out and she left and I am pretty sure I threw up at some point too.

But hey, life goes on.

was she a nihilist?

[SmokeytheBuddha]

Hey, at least you're housebroken.

[Turtle]

She didn't say if she was a nihilist but she had a shirt with skulls on it. Hmm.
At least she didn't cut my dick off, she could have licked my balls and cut my dick off if she was a nihilist, and i wouldnt even have noticed until the next morning coz i was so drunk.
I was treating objects like women I was so drunk.
i would have had to play the "detachable penis song" and go around the next day looking for my dick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

(I cant even watch the youtube video coz my laptop is off at a dell repair place and i am using a university computer and they locked out youtube and myspace sites...sucks...well...enjoy.)

[kornkob]

Could have been worse.


Like this guy:   NSFW Party Story

[Andrea D.]

Could have been worse.


Like this guy:   NSFW Party Story

Hahahaha.

[Dude1967]

Could have been worse.


Like this guy:   NSFW Party Story

ouch

[Turtle]

buddha, that story doesn't make me feel any better, actually worse.

(he says...and cracks open a beer.)

[DigitalBuddha]

buddha, that story doesn't make me feel any better, actually worse.

(he says...and cracks open a beer.)

Which story, dude?