Got wasted last night on white russians...bad situation

[forumdude]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2357238

link above. a truly masterful work of modern memoir. can't wait for the movie version

[Turtle]

Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.

[DigitalBuddha]

Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.

I was bowing........is this, what day is this? 

[Andrea D.]

So you have no frame of reference, Buddha.  You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants to know...

[Turtle]

Dudette, you're out of your element, D-buddha, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

[DigitalBuddha]

...and they peed on my rug!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNkDSAffSBI&feature=related

[chalupa]

Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.

I was bowing........is this, what day is this? 

I went bowling last week and bowled several strikes.  Had to bust out my Liam strike dance for the crowd

[Turtle]

the strike boogie is a sacred ritual for dudeists, when those ten pins fall,
they invoke the spirits of the bowling alley to enter the body of the roller,
things start movin and shakin, and its a sort of a brother shaman type
dance thing.....

[DigitalBuddha]

Buddha, were you listening to your own story?
You are like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.

I was bowing........is this, what day is this? 

I went bowling last week and bowled several strikes.  Had to bust out my Liam strike dance for the crowd

[cakebelly]

At one point I think she told me that she likes "to lick balls".

Man, you know you can't trust those ball lickers 

[Da Stranger]