I - like - made a Caucasian with milk...

[Hominid]

Just received "The Abide Guide" from Amazon, so to get into the mood, I drank 2 Caucasians. No half'n half in the house, so I used 1% milk.

I feel all dirty inside.

Fuck it! I'm having another one.

[cckeiser]

Just received "The Abide Guide" from Amazon, so to get into the mood, I drank 2 Caucasians. No half'n half in the house, so I used 1% milk.

I feel all dirty inside.

Fuck it! I'm having another one.

Yo Hominid dude! You're in the right place dude...welcome to our beach party.

[Hominid]

Thanks Keiserama - I feel all warm and cozy now. Duderonomy DOES say milk is ok, so I guess it wasn't too un-dudely. I shouldn't let the dude's dogma shit all over my abiding...

Cheers!

[cckeiser]

Thanks Keiserama - I feel all warm and cozy now. Duderonomy DOES say milk is ok, so I guess it wasn't too un-dudely. I shouldn't let the dude's dogma shit all over my abiding...

Cheers!

I just got back from bowling practice and made my white russian with skim milk. I do like cream better, but my waistline doesn't.

[Hominid]

Gotcha...

[DigitalBuddha]

Just received "The Abide Guide" from Amazon, so to get into the mood, I drank 2 Caucasians. No half'n half in the house, so I used 1% milk.

I feel all dirty inside.

Fuck it! I'm having another one.

Welcome, dude. The bar's over there.

[Hominid]

K, here's the sitiation: I'm campin' in my tent trailer, and it's rainin' to beat the band. With this here laptop, I watched TBL yet again, but when I reached into my cooler, heck - all that ice terned inna water. So, I made what I call a "Castrated Caucasian".  That is, a White Russian with no ice. Made me shudder at first, but who am I to question a dude-inspired beverage? It's not like I walked into the middle of a fuckin' movie...

BTW - been waitin', but no hot MILF has asked me to engage in coitus. Puzzling...

[DigitalBuddha]

K, here's the sitiation: I'm campin' in my tent trailer, and it's rainin' to beat the band. With this here laptop, I watched TBL yet again, but when I reached into my cooler, heck - all that ice terned inna water. So, I made what I call a "Castrated Caucasian".  That is, a White Russian with no ice. Made me shudder at first, but who am I to question a dude-inspired beverage? It's not like I walked into the middle of a fuckin' movie...

BTW - been waitin', but no hot MILF has asked me to engage in coitus. Puzzling...

Fuckin' eh, man, sounds like you have achieved, castrated or not!!

And dude, "coitus" is not the preferred nomenclature; "zesty coitus," please. 

[Hominid]

Oh, ya mean like the kind those dancin' bar girls would do to a cowboy durin' a gold rush?  I git the pitcher...

[DigitalBuddha]

Oh, ya mean like the kind those dancin' bar girls would do to a cowboy durin' a gold rush?  I git the pitcher...

Yeah, that's good one. 

[Yvelysse]

I think I'm in love

[4weeddude]

Hi Yvelysse ...  lotta good rug here, welcome.

I think I'm in love

[Hominid]

I think I'm in love

My cowboy hat, boots, and rugged good looks do tend to turn the ladies heads to beat the band. But shucks, I's already dun hitched...

[cckeiser]

I think I'm in love

Welcome dude!
The bar is over there.

[Yvelysse]

ooooh bar?
*walks to the bar*
ohhhhh Jagermeister Yummy!
Vodka, the quicker fuckerupper, too!
Is it open bar?
*looks around at the guys thinking stuff she might not be allow to post :3*