Dudeist Counseling

headiebean · February 19, 2008, 10:44:38 PM

as an official dudeist priest, i hereby offer my services to all those of dudeist faith....

questioning your faith?
have you lost the will to abide?
trouble applying the principles of duderonomy to your everyday life?

the dude is in... leave a message... thanks man

headiebean · February 28, 2008, 12:23:14 AM

the dude is still in.... leave a message... thanks, man.

DigitalBuddha · March 07, 2008, 08:03:16 PM

Quote from: headiebean on February 28, 2008, 12:23:14 AM
the dude is still in.... leave a message... thanks, man.

You got any Kahlua?

headiebean · March 08, 2008, 07:13:41 PM

i'll say it again... did I urinate on your rug?

DigitalBuddha · March 08, 2008, 10:17:55 PM

Quote from: headiebean on March 08, 2008, 07:13:41 PM

i'll say it again... did I urinate on your rug?

No, like I said, Woo peed on the dude's rug.

Andrea D. · March 10, 2008, 12:59:09 PM

Did I urinate on your rug?
The dude is in.

Dude1967 · March 10, 2008, 01:55:46 PM

pass the Kahlua over here...

Colonel John Hubertz · June 06, 2009, 08:37:19 PM

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sufidude · June 24, 2009, 11:29:48 PM

How can I, as a new convert and freshly sanctified priest help others to abide? Any suggestions on showing the many Christians, Jews, and Muslims in the SoCal area how to abide without offending their admittedly heightened sensitivities?
keep it lit...

DigitalBuddha · June 25, 2009, 03:25:25 AM

Quote from: sufidude on June 24, 2009, 11:29:48 PM
How can I, as a new convert and freshly sanctified priest help others to abide? Any suggestions on showing the many Christians, Jews, and Muslims in the SoCal area how to abide without offending their admittedly heightened sensitivities?
keep it lit...

Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.

sufidude · June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 25, 2009, 03:25:25 AM
Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.

Good advice man, but its a hard impulse to overcome. When you get a bit of truth you just gotta have it without throwing it around I guess. Food for thought.

DigitalBuddha · June 26, 2009, 12:16:38 AM

Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 25, 2009, 03:25:25 AM
Don't preach, never fucking preach. Just let your friends see the dude in you. Abide and they will see it. Just mark it eight and never live in the fucking past.
Good advice man, but its a hard impulse to overcome. When you get a bit of truth you just gotta have it without throwing it around I guess. Food for thought.

Fucking eh, man. We can all abide.

TravisE · July 16, 2009, 04:39:02 PM

Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AMWhen you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.

sufidude · July 16, 2009, 07:22:00 PM

Quote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AMWhen you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

TravisE · July 17, 2009, 10:50:23 PM

Quote from: sufidude on July 16, 2009, 07:22:00 PM
Quote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: sufidude on June 25, 2009, 10:37:15 AMWhen you get a bit of truth...

That's just like, your opinion, man.

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

S'alright. I wasn't either.

For my two cents, I advise waiting. Just abide, allow your chillination to exude. Someone will, at some point, maybe, ask, "Dude! How do you do it? How do you smile with such calm through this shit?" That's when they actually want to converse about abiding.