Dudeist Counseling

[greatspiritmonk]

And if you want to feed the monkey "working" as a Dudeist Priest? I don't think there is a better way. Well, at least for me. 

[digbys kid]

And if you want to feed the monkey "working" as a Dudeist Priest? I don't think there is a better way. Well, at least for me. 

I think "working" and being a Dude are mutual exclusive, don't you?  Let the monkey, or the marmot or the Pomeranian, feed itself.  Why don't you board it?

[greatspiritmonk]

And if you want to feed the monkey "working" as a Dudeist Priest? I don't think there is a better way. Well, at least for me. 

I think "working" and being a Dude are mutual exclusive, don't you?  Let the monkey, or the marmot or the Pomeranian, feed itself.  Why don't you board it?

Man, forgive me but you must explain to me the meaning of "board it". Sorry but, you know, I'm not a native English speaker. 
You are right, I promised to myself some years ago that I would haven't worked anymore,  but I wasn't able to find a better definition. So, in a better way: "And if you want to feed the monkey as a Dudeist Priest?"

[sufidude]

"board it" means putting it on a plane's cargo section.

[Elbowski]

"board it" means putting it on a plane's cargo section.

Haha, that's cool man. But really, "board it" means to whack it with a wooden board.

[greatspiritmonk]

My poor pets! Well, maybe I'll start giving lessons on taking 'er easy.