Polski Dudes?

[brandt]

I think it's "If you want to shit without power (difficulty), drink apple juice."

Words to shit by.

Ha Ha Ha, yes, I see you went to college!
One of Mr. Lebowski's favorite bits of scattological  hhumor is about Stasch and Lech out hunting and  Stasch says, gottdam I got to shit but got nutting to wipe my  ass, So Lech says, you got money, wipe your ass with a dollar. So Stasch goes behind a tree and you hear grunting and swearing and Stasch reappears  with shit on  his hands, ellbows, eyebrows, pants, and Lech says did  you do what I said, wipe your ass with a dollar? Stasch say fuck yeah. So why da shit all over you? Stasch replies, you ever try to wipe your ass with tree' quarters, two  dimes and a nickel. Souunds better when using  a polish accent. At least he did'nt  shit  on his rug. 

[brother_erwin]

here's something i always say to germans which gets a laugh.

Wilst du sheissen
Ohne kraft
Trink apfelsaft

Sehr spassig. Ja?

Not bad, forumdude. I have minor objections concerning the spelling  , but we don't want to split hairs here, do we?

Also, f-dude, your translation is correct. "Kraft" could also be translated with "strength"

[brother_erwin]

There is no such thing as a German joke! But thank you for you trying Bruder Erwin....  

Yah, and we  believ in nussing! And you know vott happens tomorrow venn ve come back!


Faithfully BE

[brother_erwin]

@Erwin: back in my school days I was learning German and in my best days I actually watched some German TV. Star Trek, as it was almost impossible to find on Polish TV, and my number one - TV Total with Stefan Raab. Man, I liked it. The parts I understood, at least

I liked Raab in the beginning of TV total - that must have been some time in the 90s? It wore out then a bit, I think. Or I got too old, maybe 

Faithfully BE

[Nynek]

I come from poland , end we in my country have great regard for DUDE, but only people with a sense of humor and thinking, not locked up in a religious fanatics sorry for my english, is a blend of my learned and online translator

[brother_erwin]

Witam Nynek,
good to have you here! Dobrze, ze jestes tutaj!
And... yes I think what you said applies to all countries, I mean that about people with a sense of humor and not being religious fanatics. That's why we meet here in this nice and quiet beach community.
Where about in Poland are you from, czy moge zapytac.

Don't worry about your English!

Faithfully
brat_erwin

[cakebelly]

  Welcome to the electronic Lodge, Nynek . . any rug in the place, the bar's over there

[jakubol]

Siema Nynek! Nareszcie ktos z Polski.
Yes Nynek, you're very right, there's too many uptight people in Poland, they can't really relax and often it's because of the religion. It changes for better all the time, but it's hard for someone who's been brainwashed since little kid and for the whole life. They simply can't imagine doing or saying some things that are obvious for us, true dudes

Welcome to the best forum out there and don't worry about your English - nobody here cares about such details. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Okay then.

BTW - you can pin yourself down here: http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

Abide!

[cckeiser]

I come from poland , end we in my country have great regard for DUDE, but only people with a sense of humor and thinking, not locked up in a religious fanatics sorry for my english, is a blend of my learned and online translator

Welcome dude!
You're in the right place dude. Pull up a rug and stay awhile.

[jakubol]

I liked Raab in the beginning of TV total - that must have been some time in the 90s? It wore out then a bit, I think. Or I got too old, maybe 

Faithfully BE

That's exactly right, man. It was somewhere in mid-to-late 90s. I have no idea how it went after that, because I went to live if different city (university, I wish I had occupied some government buildings instead) and had no cable or sat TV.
It's possible that it was more for me than it was really worth, 'cause there was simply nothing like that in Poland. I mean big budget, really famous guests and all that. Plus he had some really great ideas, which he could realise being so big. Plus it's my youth, so I probably exaggerate a bit

[brother_erwin]

No, jakubol, I think you were totally right about Raab.

He had this "lightness" about him, it was just fun. And he made most things up spontaneously while doing the show. And he never took himself seriously. So, yes quite a dude.

Did you know he went in the box ring with Regina Hallmich once (the German female box champion, about half his weight), on telly, and it did not seem as if it was a fake. 

Faithfully BE

[brother_erwin]

...and he isn't exactly a lightweight, I should add 

[jakubol]

Did you know he went in the box ring with Regina Hallmich once (the German female box champion, about half his weight), on telly, and it did not seem as if it was a fake. 

I remember that. She broke his nose and he even managed to land a punch He had it (the punch video) under one of the buttons on his table. Good times...

[brother_erwin]

Yeah, man, he did better though in the second fight. He stayed on his feet for full six rounds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke1d_OBnT7I


The "national anthem" sung by "Mrs Kraushaar" (Curlyhair) is fun already. And he called himself the Killerplauze (killer-paunch), and his secret boxing technique he called the cellulite-whip. Also, he wanted to become the vice world champion of female boxing.

They really take the piss.

Faithfully BE

[jakubol]

Fuck me, man, that was brilliant! I watched all of it. How did he do it I don't know! He was out of breath in first round, almost dropped dead in third, but then even landed some punches and won 5. round! Good stuff. Some new shit came to the light for me. Thanks for that!
Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, dude, that thanks to him I found out about Gina Wild

And this, man - just remembered. It was some protest for legalizing weed in Germany and some older guy, proper veteran, shouted "Gebt das Half frei". Raab made a song around it and even got Shaggy to do a part in it That was good one. Link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm45eR4ljCU