What Would the Dude Eat?

[FuckinA]

Well, I had a vision, man. We all agree that we know what we should drink, oath soda's and Caucasians. But what's also important, what should we eat, in order to be good dudeist. Lot's of religions have rules around eating. We dudeists, I assume, don't like these rules to much (and if you do, that's fine, man).

So: post all your favorite dudeist recipes here, and help each other to eat like a dude!

[FuckinA]

OK, I'm a big hamburger fan, so here one of my favorites!

- Make a big beef patty (8 ounce will be fine). Mix it with an egg (or half an egg).
Make it thick and round.

- Split the (biggest you can find) burger bun, and toast both sides for a bit in your grill or frying pan. Put them aside.

- Put the patty in a grill pan (or a frying pan) with LOTS of butter. First cook it up high at both ends, if it's a bit brown, turn the heat down till it's done.

- Next the sauce: it's simple and very good: 2/3 of mayonnaise, 1/3 of chilisause, add 2 teaspoons of parsley, mix it good. Your sauce is done.

- When the burgers are ready (they should be by know) add salt and pepper (doing it before you fry 'em, the salt will dry your burger out, and you want it juicy I suppose.

- Add stuff to your liking: first the sauce, then a few ring slices unions (fry it a bit if you like). Add two slices of a pickle, slice of tomato (good with the sauce man!), a bit of salad (not to much or everything will slide of ya burger, man).

- Open a beer (or mix a white Russian) and kick back and feed.

[Caesar dude]

Now I can't clearly recall and will refresh my memory later but as my small brain will have it, I think only Donny and Walter are seen eating the actuall in and out burgers.

Now as a non cow or pig or other four legged animal eating dudeist (vegetarian is not the prefered nomenclature as I do eat chicken) I reckon I can say that it is against my religion to eat burgers, 

Although in the past I'm sure your recipe would have found favour or perhaps flavour with me. 

Peace dude.

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Well I reckon I make up for a few vegetarians in the parlance of our times.

I am a carnivore, and try not to eat anything else.
Have you ever heard the phrase "thats not food, thats what food eats!"
well that applies to me and the woman wearing my robe sometimes, as well as the little Lebowski in the family.
Around our house bacon occasionally serves the role of currency. And a slow cooker is the great equalizer, brisket=top sirloin on a good day. bacon-wrapped top sirloin is a bonus.
And a good day to you Sir!

[FuckinA]

Damn, that's a brilliant quote! Have you heard this one: "Waiter, there are plants in my food!"

[meekon5]

"How would you like your steak sir?"

"Just hand me the gun Dude!"

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Damn, that's a brilliant quote! Have you heard this one: "Waiter, there are plants in my food!"

No dude, we hadn't thought of that.

But good idea if I'm in the neighborhood. I have to go to TX and try deep fried bacon. yum. yum yum.

[FuckinA]

What's a TX?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Texas
someone on here was telling us about deepfried bacon

[FuckinA]

Nice

[RevWade]

The Dude eats bar nuts.  and the ice in his white russians.  I'm personally a big fan of hash browns.  take a fist sized red potato, and skin it.  melt butter in a medium sized cast iron pan, and grate the potato into the pan.  strategically place little pads of butter ontop of the hashed potato.  then run a pad of butter around the side of the pan twice.  get more butter if need be.  once the bottom has browned to the desired shade of brown, flip it.  this may take practice.  then after a few minutes, check the other side, and plate it when you think its done.

[FuckinA]

Sounds nice, man. Gonna try it, right after a little nap!

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

The Dude eats bar nuts.  and the ice in his white russians.  I'm personally a big fan of hash browns.  take a fist sized red potato, and skin it.  melt butter in a medium sized cast iron pan, and grate the potato into the pan.  strategically place little pads of butter ontop of the hashed potato.  then run a pad of butter around the side of the pan twice.  get more butter if need be.  once the bottom has browned to the desired shade of brown, flip it.  this may take practice.  then after a few minutes, check the other side, and plate it when you think its done.

Thats interesting, we see little eating in the movie.  The nihilists order cakes, & peeksinblanket, Those good burgers after visiting Larry, but not much product placement if you catch where I'm going with this...
Ralph's got a bit of mileage, and Kahlua, Folgers.  Hmm this is a lot of threads to have in my old head

[Dragon]

There is a Japanese Cooking book on his
coffee table and a drink cup from In-n-Out.

[meekon5]

...There is a Japanese Cooking book on his
coffee table and a drink cup from In-n-Out.

Dude too much time on your hands!