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ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Human Paraquat.
Scum of the Earth
That's right, I'm talking about shopping cart abandoners.

Today as I went to Kroger's this fat-assed lazy piece of white trash set her empty cart right in the middle of a parking spot that I was trying to turn into.  She looked at me and visibly heaved a sigh as if I asked her to trek up a mountain.  She gave it a half-hearted little shove so I could pull in.  Now I can slack with the best of them, but this shuffling bag of mayonnaise had a cart corral no less than 5...
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the Puck the Puck has changed the avatar.
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the Puck the Puck has posted a new topic in Movies.
Office space
hello guys!
I'm a new dude, and browsing this forum (correct me if I'm wrong) I don't seem to find anything about office space, even though it's to me a quite dude movie about taking it easy and relax. any opinions on this?
(sorry if post in the wrong place..)
Today at 07:20:33 AM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Great Dudes in History.
Strongly Vaginal
I'd like to offer a few females, some living, some not, to our line of Great Dudes.

Moms Mabley
Hedy Lamar
Jeanine Garafalo
Carol Burnett
Whoopi Goldberg
Goldie Hawn
Vicki Lawrence
Gilda Radner
Carrie Fisher
Jan Hooks
Bernadette Peters
Margaret Cho
Lily Tomlin
Madeline Kahn
Janis Joplin
Mary Travers
Mama Cass

More to come but I, er, lost my train of thought there.  Feel free to suggest others.
March 27, 2015, 04:32:12 PM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Jeff Bridges podcast
On Nerdist podcast.
March 26, 2015, 09:02:45 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in Movies.
XFiles series reboot is a go
Fox is bringing back the XFiles in 2016.
With Mulder and Scully.
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are on board.
And it was made a fact by overwhelming demand from fans.
March 26, 2015, 08:52:27 AM - Reply

Hominid Hominid has changed the signature.

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DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in Lebowski in Modern Culture.
Jeff Bridges makes a white russian
Jeff Bridges makes a White Russian on the tube

Bars' over there on MSNBC, dude -

Jeff Bridges: How to make a Kahl'a White Russian (The Movie) - March 25, 2015, 04:57:20 AM - Reply

DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in Funny Shtuff.
Stealing two cars while naked and leading cops on one of the wildest police...
 ;D  ;D This is Sylvina Beagley.

She made headlines today after stealing two cars while naked and leading cops on one of the wildest police chases ever.

She's also a devout Mormon, a PTA preside...
March 24, 2015, 04:18:22 PM - Reply

Miriam Miriam has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
new here
Hi everybody!
 I`m glad I found out about dudeism. I've always loved the movie. It's good to know you folks are out there. I'm still waiting for my copy of "The Abide Guide" which is supposed to arrive this week. I live in Germany and it feels like it takes ages and ages...I finally ordered it from England via eBay. In the meantime I enjoy watching our favourite movie and visiting this website... I abide.
March 24, 2015, 01:41:09 PM - Reply

DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in Found Lebowskia.
The License Plate Abides...
March 24, 2015, 07:46:51 AM - Reply

NOLA Dude NOLA Dude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Dudeism Wedding Ceremony
Hey Dudes,

So, I'm an ordained minister of this here church and a lawyer in New Orleans.  Friends of mine have asked me to perform their wedding ceremony, which I have never done, and I'm also not married.  So I don't have a super lot of insight into that whole institution, but they're not looking for 1st corinthians, or they wouldn't have asked me (like, they told me this).  So they want a low-key, dude-like ceremony.  Anybody done this before?  ...
March 21, 2015, 08:20:54 PM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Living the Life of the Dude.
My Dudeist Phone
I've had my phone like this for quite awhile, and always wanted to share it with the forum, but didn't know how until now.

To the creators of the artwork, I hope this is okay with you.  I'm not telling anyone how I did this, nor am I sharing your artwork or trying to make money off it.  This is strictly for personal use.

My lockscreen:
March 20, 2015, 12:33:40 AM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Your Dirty Undies.
Bipolar & Dudeism
So you're taking 'er easy, trying to abide all the strikes and gutters.  You think you're throwing rocks when it turns out you can't roll anything but gutterballs.  All of a sudden, your inner Walter pulls his piece and refuses to put the gun away.  You see the disbelief and horror in poor Smokey's eyes, you can faintly hear your inner Dude trying to talk sense into you, but despite the warning that "they're calling the cops, man", your inner Walter jus...
March 19, 2015, 10:53:31 PM - Reply

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February 08, 2015, 04:10:05 AM
dude, thats fucked up, let the trees abide


January 22, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
The fuckers are cutting down my favorite shade tree by the fence to my backyard!! This aggression will stand man!!!

Rev Larry

January 18, 2015, 07:24:44 AM
Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In The Sky" should be played in all Dude "Services," weddings, funerals, talks, etc
Rev Larry

Rev Larry

January 17, 2015, 02:44:46 PM
I nominate Betty White to "historical dudes (living). " She is just turning 93 and rocks like Gibralter !

Rev Larry

January 17, 2015, 06:21:03 AM
Where and how does a dude (ordained) ad an avatar ? Thanks Rev Larry :D


January 16, 2015, 05:26:51 PM
It's "Fuck it Friday"... let's get us a lane.


January 03, 2015, 04:03:59 PM
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?!


December 19, 2014, 12:20:29 PM
I just Bought a rug!


December 08, 2014, 07:14:34 PM
The God damned plane has crashed into the mountain!!...I just blew out my back right speaker in my ride!! Heading over to Pep Boys for a new set. Life goes on, man.


October 26, 2014, 07:11:50 AM
God damn it!! Is there a Ralph's anywhere near?


October 21, 2014, 04:20:08 AM
Today, I was the laziest man in Los Angeles county.


October 15, 2014, 04:03:23 AM
Fuck it, dudes, I'm going bowling!


September 19, 2014, 05:39:07 AM
Take 'er easy, Dude...

Chaplain K

August 31, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Spent some Dude time out by the apartment pool with a disguised oat soda... Nice way to spend a few hours on a Labor Day weekend, eh? Abide!  ;)


August 18, 2014, 11:59:18 AM
Wow, I went crazy and made enough
 'art' to make an etsy store. check it out?


August 07, 2014, 06:12:21 PM
I just put a vintage bowling medallion on the cross end of an old rosary and do believe i've created my first dudeist priest accessories. yay me!


July 12, 2014, 09:59:32 AM

Red Back Dragon Dude

May 24, 2014, 09:16:54 PM


April 10, 2014, 03:37:02 AM
Many good vibes from Froggy land, dudes. Hope every thing rolls well for you.


April 02, 2014, 01:00:58 AM
I'm so lazy about coming here that even the "Recent Topics" module has failed me. I can't keep up.

Stumblin Stumbleweed

March 26, 2014, 05:46:19 AM
Member map? Trouble? Hell, yes. I just can't figure it out at all


March 07, 2014, 10:29:13 AM
Any Dudes having trouble adding to the member map?


March 06, 2014, 03:15:25 PM
Happy day of the dude everyone! :)


February 24, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
is this shoutbox thing new? it's pretty sweet


January 28, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
Good night

Masked Dude

January 15, 2014, 06:13:33 PM
OK, dudes, I'm out. I'm not going to stick around to be trolled and insulted.


December 09, 2013, 09:32:41 AM



November 14, 2013, 11:29:48 AM
Standing on the edge of reality...

(our company motto)

duderino supremo

November 07, 2013, 04:43:22 AM
*sound of whales*

Chaplain K

October 28, 2013, 09:31:18 AM
Dudes of the world unite! There's been some very un-Dude like behavior out there in the world...and this aggression will not stand! :) Let's teach our poly-ticians how to abide together! 8)


September 12, 2013, 09:09:20 AM
God damn! Me neither. I'm new. Well not really I took the Dudeism cloth a few years ago when I was in UK but never posted until now. Pax vobiscum! and dont forget that Dudemass is approaching.


September 11, 2013, 12:09:35 AM
another good day in Galia. work plans? watching TBL, reading the abide guide, watching parks and recreations, maybe some zesty lady vids, drinkin' some coffe and blathering about boring stuff with the boss.
A good day to abide... ;D


August 27, 2013, 05:35:31 PM
I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this wh


August 26, 2013, 01:10:45 PM
God damn I never knew about the shoutbox

A Dude

August 14, 2013, 09:24:00 PM
Mind if I do a J?


August 14, 2013, 04:44:08 AM
Careful, there's a beverages here, man!

A Dude

August 08, 2013, 06:35:26 PM
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?


August 05, 2013, 01:52:10 AM
Phones ringin', dude.


August 04, 2013, 05:03:47 AM
Thank you, Donny!


August 04, 2013, 12:37:15 AM
Dude here.

Masked Dude

July 21, 2013, 03:45:45 PM
There are not enough beers in the world right now to make me happy. I wish I had taken up something useful like meth or something.


July 20, 2013, 07:13:32 AM
Too hot. No air con in the car. Going to go hang out in the chiller aisle of the supermarket, abuse their wi-fi system and not buy anything. ;)

Oompa Loompa Dude

July 19, 2013, 05:40:05 AM

Masked Dude

July 07, 2013, 08:22:40 PM
Man, I seriously need some dudely vibes my way.


June 17, 2013, 04:45:00 PM
Shout, shout, let it all out!
These are the things we can talk about,
So come on,
I'm talking to nobody
So come on!


June 04, 2013, 12:03:06 AM
Al Bundy :)

Chaplain K

May 31, 2013, 05:06:05 PM
Greetings, Caesar dude! Three cheers for weekends! The Shriners are an offshoot group of the Masons, best known for their charity hospitals. They are a pretty fun-lovin' bunch. 8) Peace,  Brother Dude!

Caesar dude

May 31, 2013, 03:02:31 AM
What's a shriner ChaplainK? I know I can google it but I like the personal touch... :)


Chaplain K

May 20, 2013, 05:05:55 PM
Was invited to a great get-together - a Dudeist was asked to fez two friends who joined the Shriners. Had five - wait, make that six - really good gin & tonics... Crazy Saturday! 8)

Easy McRider

April 29, 2013, 03:00:28 PM
Going with the flow can be a little slow, but that's cool... that's cool...

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