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ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Human Paraquat.
Scum of the Earth
That's right, I'm talking about shopping cart abandoners.

Today as I went to Kroger's this fat-assed lazy piece of white trash set her empty cart right in the middle of a parking spot that I was trying to turn into.  She looked at me and visibly heaved a sigh as if I asked her to trek up a mountain.  She gave it a half-hearted little shove so I could pull in.  Now I can slack with the best of them, but this shuffling bag of mayonnaise had a cart corral no less than 5...
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the Puck the Puck has posted a new topic in Movies.
Office space
hello guys!
I'm a new dude, and browsing this forum (correct me if I'm wrong) I don't seem to find anything about office space, even though it's to me a quite dude movie about taking it easy and relax. any opinions on this?
(sorry if post in the wrong place..)
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ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Great Dudes in History.
Strongly Vaginal
I'd like to offer a few females, some living, some not, to our line of Great Dudes.

Moms Mabley
Hedy Lamar
Jeanine Garafalo
Carol Burnett
Whoopi Goldberg
Goldie Hawn
Vicki Lawrence
Gilda Radner
Carrie Fisher
Jan Hooks
Bernadette Peters
Margaret Cho
Lily Tomlin
Madeline Kahn
Janis Joplin
Mary Travers
Mama Cass

More to come but I, er, lost my train of thought there.  Feel free to suggest others.
March 27, 2015, 04:32:12 PM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Jeff Bridges podcast
On Nerdist podcast.

http://nerdist.com/nerdist-podcast-jeff-bridges-3/
March 26, 2015, 09:02:45 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in Movies.
XFiles series reboot is a go
Yes.
Fox is bringing back the XFiles in 2016.
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/01/x-files-reboot-anderson-duchovny-on-board
With Mulder and Scully.
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are on board.
And it was made a fact by overwhelming demand from fans.
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DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in Lebowski in Modern Culture.
Jeff Bridges makes a white russian
Jeff Bridges makes a White Russian on the tube



Bars' over there on MSNBC, dude - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PICsf2yO7FQ


Jeff Bridges: How to make a Kahl'a White Russian (The Movie) - March 25, 2015, 04:57:20 AM - Reply

DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in Funny Shtuff.
Stealing two cars while naked and leading cops on one of the wildest police...
 ;D  ;D This is Sylvina Beagley.

She made headlines today after stealing two cars while naked and leading cops on one of the wildest police chases ever.

She's also a devout Mormon, a PTA preside...
March 24, 2015, 04:18:22 PM - Reply

Miriam Miriam has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
new here
Hi everybody!
 I`m glad I found out about dudeism. I've always loved the movie. It's good to know you folks are out there. I'm still waiting for my copy of "The Abide Guide" which is supposed to arrive this week. I live in Germany and it feels like it takes ages and ages...I finally ordered it from England via eBay. In the meantime I enjoy watching our favourite movie and visiting this website... I abide.
Greetings
March 24, 2015, 01:41:09 PM - Reply

DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in Found Lebowskia.
The License Plate Abides...
March 24, 2015, 07:46:51 AM - Reply

NOLA Dude NOLA Dude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Dudeism Wedding Ceremony
Hey Dudes,

So, I'm an ordained minister of this here church and a lawyer in New Orleans.  Friends of mine have asked me to perform their wedding ceremony, which I have never done, and I'm also not married.  So I don't have a super lot of insight into that whole institution, but they're not looking for 1st corinthians, or they wouldn't have asked me (like, they told me this).  So they want a low-key, dude-like ceremony.  Anybody done this before?  ...
March 21, 2015, 08:20:54 PM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Living the Life of the Dude.
My Dudeist Phone
I've had my phone like this for quite awhile, and always wanted to share it with the forum, but didn't know how until now.

To the creators of the artwork, I hope this is okay with you.  I'm not telling anyone how I did this, nor am I sharing your artwork or trying to make money off it.  This is strictly for personal use.

My lockscreen:
March 20, 2015, 12:33:40 AM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Your Dirty Undies.
Bipolar & Dudeism
So you're taking 'er easy, trying to abide all the strikes and gutters.  You think you're throwing rocks when it turns out you can't roll anything but gutterballs.  All of a sudden, your inner Walter pulls his piece and refuses to put the gun away.  You see the disbelief and horror in poor Smokey's eyes, you can faintly hear your inner Dude trying to talk sense into you, but despite the warning that "they're calling the cops, man", your inner Walter jus...
March 19, 2015, 10:53:31 PM - Reply


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September 11, 2013, 12:09:35 AM
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August 08, 2013, 06:35:26 PM
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
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