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the Puck the Puck has posted a new topic in Living the Life of the Dude.
me myself and I
Since I'm relatively new here, I guess I'll introduce myself and let you know how I dude to keep from everyday's problems
my real name isn't the Puck (you guessed I guess) it's Clement, but I don't like it anyway. so I tell people to call me the puck.
I'm a 19yo art student, at least I was last year.
at some point I decided to just not go to any lessons and live life as a big vacation, it maybe were the 10 most awesome months of my life.
just walking ...
March 30, 2015, 05:22:45 PM - Reply

the Puck the Puck has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
HD ordination certificate?
So, I was wondering, does anyone kno how to get a HD ordination? because the one I got was quite pixellated..
March 30, 2015, 05:16:19 AM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Living the Life of the Dude.
Irony Defined
Living in a place for 2 years and being 3 months from having to move because you lost your job when you discover a small bowling alley nearby, nearly within walking distance.  It's super cheap at 4 bucks a game, but you're broke now and can't afford it.

FML :'(
March 29, 2015, 01:27:04 PM - Reply

MrEazy MrEazy has changed the avatar.
March 29, 2015, 06:03:27 AM

Prof. Henrik D Sensimilla Prof. Henrik D Sensimilla has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Hey there and Hi. New member here. How do I add an avatar?
Thanks in advance
March 29, 2015, 05:56:28 AM - Reply

MrEazy MrEazy has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
I just got ordained today!
Hi guys! I really feel the dude spirit when i read the book. Hoping you will accept me no matter what  8)

Im new here :)
March 29, 2015, 05:51:51 AM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Human Paraquat.
Scum of the Earth
That's right, I'm talking about shopping cart abandoners.

Today as I went to Kroger's this fat-assed lazy piece of white trash set her empty cart right in the middle of a parking spot that I was trying to turn into.  She looked at me and visibly heaved a sigh as if I asked her to trek up a mountain.  She gave it a half-hearted little shove so I could pull in.  Now I can slack with the best of them, but this shuffling bag of mayonnaise had a cart corral no less than 5...
March 28, 2015, 02:32:41 PM - Reply

the Puck the Puck has changed the avatar.
March 28, 2015, 12:21:09 PM

the Puck the Puck has posted a new topic in Movies.
Office space
hello guys!
I'm a new dude, and browsing this forum (correct me if I'm wrong) I don't seem to find anything about office space, even though it's to me a quite dude movie about taking it easy and relax. any opinions on this?
(sorry if post in the wrong place..)
March 28, 2015, 07:20:33 AM - Reply

ZoeAbides ZoeAbides has posted a new topic in Great Dudes in History.
Strongly Vaginal
I'd like to offer a few females, some living, some not, to our line of Great Dudes.

Moms Mabley
Hedy Lamar
Jeanine Garafalo
Carol Burnett
Whoopi Goldberg
Goldie Hawn
Vicki Lawrence
Gilda Radner
Carrie Fisher
Jan Hooks
Bernadette Peters
Margaret Cho
Lily Tomlin
Madeline Kahn
Janis Joplin
Mary Travers
Mama Cass

More to come but I, er, lost my train of thought there.  Feel free to suggest others.
March 27, 2015, 04:32:12 PM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Jeff Bridges podcast
On Nerdist podcast.
March 26, 2015, 09:02:45 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in Movies.
XFiles series reboot is a go
Fox is bringing back the XFiles in 2016.
With Mulder and Scully.
Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are on board.
And it was made a fact by overwhelming demand from fans.
March 26, 2015, 08:52:27 AM - Reply

Hominid Hominid has changed the signature.

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DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in Lebowski in Modern Culture.
Jeff Bridges makes a white russian
Jeff Bridges makes a White Russian on the tube

Bars' over there on MSNBC, dude -

Jeff Bridges: How to make a Kahl'a White Russian (The Movie) - March 25, 2015, 04:57:20 AM - Reply

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February 08, 2015, 04:10:05 AM
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January 22, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
The fuckers are cutting down my favorite shade tree by the fence to my backyard!! This aggression will stand man!!!

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January 18, 2015, 07:24:44 AM
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January 17, 2015, 02:44:46 PM
I nominate Betty White to "historical dudes (living). " She is just turning 93 and rocks like Gibralter !

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January 03, 2015, 04:03:59 PM
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?!


December 19, 2014, 12:20:29 PM
I just Bought a rug!


December 08, 2014, 07:14:34 PM
The God damned plane has crashed into the mountain!!...I just blew out my back right speaker in my ride!! Heading over to Pep Boys for a new set. Life goes on, man.


October 26, 2014, 07:11:50 AM
God damn it!! Is there a Ralph's anywhere near?


October 21, 2014, 04:20:08 AM
Today, I was the laziest man in Los Angeles county.


October 15, 2014, 04:03:23 AM
Fuck it, dudes, I'm going bowling!


September 19, 2014, 05:39:07 AM
Take 'er easy, Dude...

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August 31, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Spent some Dude time out by the apartment pool with a disguised oat soda... Nice way to spend a few hours on a Labor Day weekend, eh? Abide!  ;)


August 18, 2014, 11:59:18 AM
Wow, I went crazy and made enough
 'art' to make an etsy store. check it out?


August 07, 2014, 06:12:21 PM
I just put a vintage bowling medallion on the cross end of an old rosary and do believe i've created my first dudeist priest accessories. yay me!


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April 02, 2014, 01:00:58 AM
I'm so lazy about coming here that even the "Recent Topics" module has failed me. I can't keep up.

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Member map? Trouble? Hell, yes. I just can't figure it out at all


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November 07, 2013, 04:43:22 AM
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October 28, 2013, 09:31:18 AM
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September 12, 2013, 09:09:20 AM
God damn! Me neither. I'm new. Well not really I took the Dudeism cloth a few years ago when I was in UK but never posted until now. Pax vobiscum! and dont forget that Dudemass is approaching.


September 11, 2013, 12:09:35 AM
another good day in Galia. work plans? watching TBL, reading the abide guide, watching parks and recreations, maybe some zesty lady vids, drinkin' some coffe and blathering about boring stuff with the boss.
A good day to abide... ;D


August 27, 2013, 05:35:31 PM
I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this wh


August 26, 2013, 01:10:45 PM
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Mind if I do a J?


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Careful, there's a beverages here, man!

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August 08, 2013, 06:35:26 PM
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?


August 05, 2013, 01:52:10 AM
Phones ringin', dude.


August 04, 2013, 05:03:47 AM
Thank you, Donny!


August 04, 2013, 12:37:15 AM
Dude here.

Masked Dude

July 21, 2013, 03:45:45 PM
There are not enough beers in the world right now to make me happy. I wish I had taken up something useful like meth or something.


July 20, 2013, 07:13:32 AM
Too hot. No air con in the car. Going to go hang out in the chiller aisle of the supermarket, abuse their wi-fi system and not buy anything. ;)

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July 19, 2013, 05:40:05 AM

Masked Dude

July 07, 2013, 08:22:40 PM
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June 17, 2013, 04:45:00 PM
Shout, shout, let it all out!
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So come on,
I'm talking to nobody
So come on!


June 04, 2013, 12:03:06 AM
Al Bundy :)

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May 31, 2013, 05:06:05 PM
Greetings, Caesar dude! Three cheers for weekends! The Shriners are an offshoot group of the Masons, best known for their charity hospitals. They are a pretty fun-lovin' bunch. 8) Peace,  Brother Dude!

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May 31, 2013, 03:02:31 AM
What's a shriner ChaplainK? I know I can google it but I like the personal touch... :)


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May 20, 2013, 05:05:55 PM
Was invited to a great get-together - a Dudeist was asked to fez two friends who joined the Shriners. Had five - wait, make that six - really good gin & tonics... Crazy Saturday! 8)

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April 29, 2013, 03:00:28 PM
Going with the flow can be a little slow, but that's cool... that's cool...

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