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NewDude29 NewDude29 has posted a new topic in The Holy Memorial for the Dearly Dudeparted.
Animal Dudes
Dudes, I've got some seriously un-dude news for you all, and I don't know what the fuck to do about it.

On the 9th of February 2015, my dog, Monkey, was bitten by a Tiger Snake, a lethally venomous snake found where I live, in Melbourne, Australia.

I am on the Autistic Spectrum, and last March, my parents split up. I am 21 as of this writing, and I am having a really hard time here, dudes.

See, Monkey and her sister, Grace, were an 18th Birthday present from my Unc...
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DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in That's interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
Whal, the finnaly did it...
Whal, they finally did it; they tried to shoot my fucking, ahhh, million dollar armor plated gold SUV...

This monster is built on a Mercedes-Benz chassis. The list of options and features is breathtaking: V8 or V12 six-litre engine, a top speed of 120mph (194km/h), armour-plating, bullet-proof windows, electrified door handles, a choice of exotic leather interiors, dual petrol tanks, signal jammer, the list is almost endless....
March 03, 2015, 11:37:54 PM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in The Bar is Over Here.
Drinking my coffee
Update: You Should Probably Drink More Coffee

A new report from Federal government nutritionists and health experts indicates that three to five cups of coffee a day could have positive health benefits. It's a first for such pro-caffeine sentiment, but we here on staff already knew / hoped that was the case.

And eggs are healthy again. Go figure.
March 03, 2015, 07:25:18 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
National pancake day
Free pancakes at IHOP's all day.

Copycat Ihop Swedish Pancakes
Ze lingonberry ones.
March 03, 2015, 06:52:34 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in Human Paraquat.
Prepare for War
Kim Jong Un reportedly tells North Korean army to 'prepare for war' with US

March 02, 2015, 12:17:20 PM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in Funny Shtuff.
The late great
Greg Giraldo.

It sucks that he croaked.
Although I have to admit that his final irony is very appropriate for a comedian.
On Saturday, September 25, 2010, Giraldo overdosed on prescription medication. Earlier that afternoon, he had been scheduled to appear at a concert at the 3rd Annual New York Recovery Rally, which was being held in New York City "to celebrate the realit...
March 02, 2015, 11:10:01 AM - Reply

DigitalBuddha DigitalBuddha has posted a new topic in The Holy Memorial for the Dearly Dudeparted.
Leonard Nimoy passes...
 :'(  Leonard Nimoy passes...

Fans, shocked and saddened by the death of Leonard Nimoy, took to social media on Friday to post tributes to the Star Trek actor and multi-talented artist.

Nimoy's last tweet, "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" was published by the 83-year-old acto...
February 27, 2015, 04:59:01 PM - Reply

Bubba_Ho_Tep98 Bubba_Ho_Tep98 has posted a new topic in What You're Blathering About.
Live Long and Prosper
Today is a sad day, indeed, dudes. Leonard Nimoy has passed away at 83. I have only seen some of the original Star Trek and some of The Next Generation. But I have seen the new movies, which he was in. I dig his work. Anyways, lets never forget this great dude. RIP, dude.

February 27, 2015, 02:27:07 PM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in Movies.
February 27, 2015, 12:22:57 PM - Reply

meekon5 meekon5 has posted a new topic in That's interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
Leonard Nimoy dies!
Just heard this on the radio:

Quote from: BBC

US actor Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr Spock in the cult sci-fi series Star Trek, has died at the age of 83 in Los Angeles, his family has said.

February 27, 2015, 11:02:20 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Sad to see it go
The warthog is being retired.
Head is bowed.
February 27, 2015, 10:01:44 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in Human Paraquat.
The Hits just keep on coming

February 27, 2015, 09:45:00 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Ok so this is serious
The publicans are beginning the process of shopping for the next VP running mate to whoever gets the nod in the run up.

Here are the Candidates.
February 27, 2015, 08:08:01 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
Deep thoughts
Choice is the driver of joy.
To embark on the path is to become one with it. The quantum matrix is bursting with ultrasonic energy.
Although you may not realize it, you are infinite.

Consciousness consists of sub-atomic particles of quantum energy. ?Quantum? means a deepening of the holistic. The goal of molecular structures is to plant the seeds of understanding rather than mate...
February 26, 2015, 11:53:12 AM - Reply

BikerDude BikerDude has posted a new topic in General Discussion.
On Feeding the monkey
The economy that is. If you are still interested...

David Stockman, Reagan's director of the office of Management and Budget.
He has taken to pissing off the establishment.
It's not a new vid but some things never change.
February 25, 2015, 08:47:55 AM - Reply

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February 08, 2015, 04:10:05 AM
dude, thats fucked up, let the trees abide


January 22, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
The fuckers are cutting down my favorite shade tree by the fence to my backyard!! This aggression will stand man!!!

Rev Larry

January 18, 2015, 07:24:44 AM
Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In The Sky" should be played in all Dude "Services," weddings, funerals, talks, etc
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January 17, 2015, 02:44:46 PM
I nominate Betty White to "historical dudes (living). " She is just turning 93 and rocks like Gibralter !

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Where and how does a dude (ordained) ad an avatar ? Thanks Rev Larry :D


January 16, 2015, 05:26:51 PM
It's "Fuck it Friday"... let's get us a lane.


January 03, 2015, 04:03:59 PM
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?!


December 19, 2014, 12:20:29 PM
I just Bought a rug!


December 08, 2014, 07:14:34 PM
The God damned plane has crashed into the mountain!!...I just blew out my back right speaker in my ride!! Heading over to Pep Boys for a new set. Life goes on, man.


October 26, 2014, 07:11:50 AM
God damn it!! Is there a Ralph's anywhere near?


October 21, 2014, 04:20:08 AM
Today, I was the laziest man in Los Angeles county.


October 15, 2014, 04:03:23 AM
Fuck it, dudes, I'm going bowling!


September 19, 2014, 05:39:07 AM
Take 'er easy, Dude...

Chaplain K

August 31, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Spent some Dude time out by the apartment pool with a disguised oat soda... Nice way to spend a few hours on a Labor Day weekend, eh? Abide!  ;)


August 18, 2014, 11:59:18 AM
Wow, I went crazy and made enough
 'art' to make an etsy store. check it out?


August 07, 2014, 06:12:21 PM
I just put a vintage bowling medallion on the cross end of an old rosary and do believe i've created my first dudeist priest accessories. yay me!


July 12, 2014, 09:59:32 AM

Red Back Dragon Dude

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April 10, 2014, 03:37:02 AM
Many good vibes from Froggy land, dudes. Hope every thing rolls well for you.


April 02, 2014, 01:00:58 AM
I'm so lazy about coming here that even the "Recent Topics" module has failed me. I can't keep up.

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March 26, 2014, 05:46:19 AM
Member map? Trouble? Hell, yes. I just can't figure it out at all


March 07, 2014, 10:29:13 AM
Any Dudes having trouble adding to the member map?


March 06, 2014, 03:15:25 PM
Happy day of the dude everyone! :)


February 24, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
is this shoutbox thing new? it's pretty sweet


January 28, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
Good night

Masked Dude

January 15, 2014, 06:13:33 PM
OK, dudes, I'm out. I'm not going to stick around to be trolled and insulted.


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November 14, 2013, 11:29:48 AM
Standing on the edge of reality...

(our company motto)

duderino supremo

November 07, 2013, 04:43:22 AM
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October 28, 2013, 09:31:18 AM
Dudes of the world unite! There's been some very un-Dude like behavior out there in the world...and this aggression will not stand! :) Let's teach our poly-ticians how to abide together! 8)


September 12, 2013, 09:09:20 AM
God damn! Me neither. I'm new. Well not really I took the Dudeism cloth a few years ago when I was in UK but never posted until now. Pax vobiscum! and dont forget that Dudemass is approaching.


September 11, 2013, 12:09:35 AM
another good day in Galia. work plans? watching TBL, reading the abide guide, watching parks and recreations, maybe some zesty lady vids, drinkin' some coffe and blathering about boring stuff with the boss.
A good day to abide... ;D


August 27, 2013, 05:35:31 PM
I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this wh


August 26, 2013, 01:10:45 PM
God damn I never knew about the shoutbox

A Dude

August 14, 2013, 09:24:00 PM
Mind if I do a J?


August 14, 2013, 04:44:08 AM
Careful, there's a beverages here, man!

A Dude

August 08, 2013, 06:35:26 PM
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?


August 05, 2013, 01:52:10 AM
Phones ringin', dude.


August 04, 2013, 05:03:47 AM
Thank you, Donny!


August 04, 2013, 12:37:15 AM
Dude here.

Masked Dude

July 21, 2013, 03:45:45 PM
There are not enough beers in the world right now to make me happy. I wish I had taken up something useful like meth or something.


July 20, 2013, 07:13:32 AM
Too hot. No air con in the car. Going to go hang out in the chiller aisle of the supermarket, abuse their wi-fi system and not buy anything. ;)

Oompa Loompa Dude

July 19, 2013, 05:40:05 AM

Masked Dude

July 07, 2013, 08:22:40 PM
Man, I seriously need some dudely vibes my way.


June 17, 2013, 04:45:00 PM
Shout, shout, let it all out!
These are the things we can talk about,
So come on,
I'm talking to nobody
So come on!


June 04, 2013, 12:03:06 AM
Al Bundy :)

Chaplain K

May 31, 2013, 05:06:05 PM
Greetings, Caesar dude! Three cheers for weekends! The Shriners are an offshoot group of the Masons, best known for their charity hospitals. They are a pretty fun-lovin' bunch. 8) Peace,  Brother Dude!

Caesar dude

May 31, 2013, 03:02:31 AM
What's a shriner ChaplainK? I know I can google it but I like the personal touch... :)


Chaplain K

May 20, 2013, 05:05:55 PM
Was invited to a great get-together - a Dudeist was asked to fez two friends who joined the Shriners. Had five - wait, make that six - really good gin & tonics... Crazy Saturday! 8)

Easy McRider

April 29, 2013, 03:00:28 PM
Going with the flow can be a little slow, but that's cool... that's cool...

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