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greatspiritmonk

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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2009, 02:26:04 AM »
Dudes you are fucking cool. Far fucking out men!

Dudeist holidays: Every day you like for whatever reason. 365 days a year if you are not into the whole brevity thing.  8)
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2009, 08:08:57 AM »

Hmmm.. Welcome to Pagan Lanes, open 365 days a year.


Wait a minute there Pagans have holidays (solstices, equinoxes, and some others) I just forget to actually stop and sacrifice on them. (Speaking as a Zen Existentialist Taoist Postmodernist Pagan Dudeist).
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2009, 11:59:47 AM »
Then you must make up for lost time with a strict sacred beverage regimen, the dudely way of offering sacrifices.  ;D
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2009, 12:41:57 PM »
Who wants to celebrate today?  I know I'm going to!
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2009, 07:46:27 PM »
Wait hold the party a minute, we were complimented by Great, and he called us men.

That's not the preferred nomenclature, dude. Although I am a man, and maybe it does surprise you that yes I cry, I much prefer Rev., or Right Reverend if you're not into the whole brevity thing. That's one of the reasons I got ordained.

Ordained on 9/9/1999. There that oughta get Elbowski in here.

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greatspiritmonk

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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2009, 01:09:54 AM »
Sorry Dude, you're right.  ;D

Dudes you are fucking cool. Far fucking out Revs!
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2009, 06:18:44 AM »
Then you must make up for lost time with a strict sacred beverage regimen, the dudely way of offering sacrifices.  ;D

See there's another parallel for my Paganism and Dudeism. I worship Bacchus (god of wine), so sacrificing in the Bacchanalian (though a festival, I use this phrase to refer to the Pub) is more than acceptable.  ;D
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2009, 09:19:52 AM »
You're a wise man dude.  ;D Fucking A.
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2009, 09:33:49 PM »
A wise publican pagan dudeist. That suits this Rev. fine
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enlighten us to these ways of the Bacchanalian, in the parlance of our times.
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2009, 04:48:53 PM »
i've been ordained but didnt pay.  can i still celebrate?  i'm thirsting for a caucasian. 

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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2009, 09:31:06 AM »
A wise publican pagan dudeist. That suits this Rev. fine
Pour us a pint and let the storytellin' begin,

enlighten us to these ways of the Bacchanalian, in the parlance of our times.

Have to say the Bacchanalian parties were so over the top they partied so hard the Senate banned the practice in Rome at one point.

It's the original biting heads off of chickens and full on orgies at this point though.

Have to admit my local pub never quite gets that good though it does have a reputation for loud music, and occasional violence (not that I've seen any of this, the violence that is).
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2009, 12:55:26 AM »
They should have sticked to sex and wine.  ;D
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2009, 07:46:03 AM »
Dudes, if you want to celebrate Christmas, celebrate Christmas. It doesn't matter, as long as you're celebrating "The Day of The Dude" (March 6).  Beyond that, it's up to you.  Am I wrong?  As far as I can tell, that is the only officially recognized Dudeist holiday.  I personally also celebrate Jeff Bridges' birthday (Dec 4) but that's just, like, my opinion, man.  Or at least another excuse to make my mind limber.  ;D
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2009, 08:03:16 AM »
Personally I lean towards the Erisian Holy Holiday concept. Make them up as you go along because no-one can argue it shouldn't be an Erisian holiday, i think Dudeism should have the same ethos.
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Re: Acceptable holidays?
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2009, 06:22:12 PM »
fuck it man.  just tell them a day or two in advance.  right now I'm on a 7 month + dudeist holiday.
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