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DreadlockDude

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Need advice from the Dude
« on: July 02, 2007, 05:12:09 PM »
K so my friend,on of my best friends, is gone away and may be fucking a girl in Tennessee and his girlfriend from here is coming on to my. Do i have the go ahead or not?
What the fuck are you talking about?!  This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American.  Please

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 03:08:56 PM »
Depends if she's his special lady or his ladyfriend.
Not on the rug, man...

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 05:20:37 PM »
i think just a lady friend they dont seem to attached
What the fuck are you talking about?!  This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American.  Please

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 09:32:00 AM »
You mean coitus? 
Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski;  you're Mr. Lebowski.  I'm the Dude.  So that's what  you  call me.  That, or Duder. His  Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if,you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 12:04:56 AM »
K so my friend,on of my best friends, is gone away and may be fucking a girl in Tennessee and his girlfriend from here is coming on to my. Do i have the go ahead or not?

In the words of the dude "Uh, that's my robe." In other words, fuck yeah!

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2007, 11:36:16 PM »
 Well I think if you want to do it, then do it. If your friend gets mad explain to him that she was coming on to you.

El Duderino

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2007, 02:05:14 AM »
or you could just have the attitude of 'fuck it, let's go bowling'.
Not on the rug, man...

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 01:38:49 PM »
            Strikes and gutters, i mean, you win some, you lose some.
 
         
Dime Sandra.ĦĦQue ridiculo!!

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2007, 01:39:44 PM »
You mean coitus? 
  He means The physical act of love
Dime Sandra.ĦĦQue ridiculo!!

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2007, 12:15:44 AM »
You mean coitus? 
  He means The physical act of love

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.    Vagina.

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2007, 08:13:28 PM »
You mean coitus?
Gutterballs?
Objects like women?
Dime Sandra.ĦĦQue ridiculo!!

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2007, 04:27:19 PM »
You mean coitus?
Gutterballs?
Objects like women?

I was talking about my rug.

Andrea D.

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2007, 03:49:21 PM »
DreadlockDude pee on your rug?
Shit man.Fuck it!
Dime Sandra.ĦĦQue ridiculo!!

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Re: Need advice from the Dude
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 10:43:28 PM »
You mean coitus?
Gutterballs?
Objects like women?

I was talking about my rug.
It tied the room together
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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