Need advice from the Dude

Started by DreadlockDude, July 02, 2007, 05:12:09 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

DreadlockDude

July 02, 2007, 05:12:09 PM
K so my friend,on of my best friends, is gone away and may be fucking a girl in Tennessee and his girlfriend from here is coming on to my. Do i have the go ahead or not?
What the fuck are you talking about?!  This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American.  Please

El Duderino

#1
July 03, 2007, 03:08:56 PM
Depends if she's his special lady or his ladyfriend.
Not on the rug, man...

DreadlockDude

#2
July 03, 2007, 05:20:37 PM
i think just a lady friend they dont seem to attached
What the fuck are you talking about?!  This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American.  Please

civlyzed

#3
July 06, 2007, 09:32:00 AM
You mean coitus? 
Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski;  you're Mr. Lebowski.  I'm the Dude.  So that's what  you  call me.  That, or Duder. His  Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if,you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--

DigitalBuddha

#4
July 12, 2007, 12:04:56 AM
Quote from: DreadlockDude on July 02, 2007, 05:12:09 PM
K so my friend,on of my best friends, is gone away and may be fucking a girl in Tennessee and his girlfriend from here is coming on to my. Do i have the go ahead or not?

In the words of the dude "Uh, that's my robe." In other words, fuck yeah!

Donny

#5
September 10, 2007, 11:36:16 PM
 Well I think if you want to do it, then do it. If your friend gets mad explain to him that she was coming on to you.

El Duderino

#6
September 11, 2007, 02:05:14 AM
or you could just have the attitude of 'fuck it, let's go bowling'.
Not on the rug, man...

Andrea D.

#7
October 12, 2007, 01:38:49 PM
            Strikes and gutters, i mean, you win some, you lose some.
 
         
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

Andrea D.

#8
October 12, 2007, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: civlyzed on July 06, 2007, 09:32:00 AM
You mean coitus? 
He means The physical act of love
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

DigitalBuddha

#9
October 13, 2007, 12:15:44 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 12, 2007, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: civlyzed on July 06, 2007, 09:32:00 AM
You mean coitus? 
He means The physical act of love

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.    Vagina.

Andrea D.

#10
October 13, 2007, 08:13:28 PM
You mean coitus?
Gutterballs?
Objects like women?
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

DigitalBuddha

#11
October 21, 2007, 04:27:19 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 13, 2007, 08:13:28 PM
You mean coitus?
Gutterballs?
Objects like women?

I was talking about my rug.

Andrea D.

#12
October 25, 2007, 03:49:21 PM
DreadlockDude pee on your rug?
Shit man.Fuck it!
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

Dude1967

#13
November 30, 2007, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 21, 2007, 04:27:19 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 13, 2007, 08:13:28 PM
You mean coitus?
Gutterballs?
Objects like women?

I was talking about my rug.
It tied the room together
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

DigitalBuddha

#14
April 26, 2008, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on November 30, 2007, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 21, 2007, 04:27:19 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 13, 2007, 08:13:28 PM
You mean coitus?
Gutterballs?
Objects like women?

I was talking about my rug.
It tied the room together
...did it not?
Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions