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Agreeing with all of the above, but, as far as tipping goes; Mr. Pink was right!!!
Dude! Plainly you have never worked in the food service industry.
You know,"That guy" who smacks his waitress' butt."That guy" who cops a feel while dancing with his best friends new wife on their wedding day."That guy" who stiffs on a tip."That guy" who talks loudly to cover up cutting in line with "friends" while you have been patiently abiding for the last hour."That guy." Don't be that guy.
Don't preach, never preach.
Quote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:32:42 PMYou know,"That guy" who smacks his waitress' butt."That guy" who cops a feel while dancing with his best friends new wife on their wedding day."That guy" who stiffs on a tip."That guy" who talks loudly to cover up cutting in line with "friends" while you have been patiently abiding for the last hour."That guy." Don't be that guy. Don't preach, never preach.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 20, 2009, 02:27:03 AMQuote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:32:42 PMYou know,"That guy" who smacks his waitress' butt."That guy" who cops a feel while dancing with his best friends new wife on their wedding day."That guy" who stiffs on a tip."That guy" who talks loudly to cover up cutting in line with "friends" while you have been patiently abiding for the last hour."That guy." Don't be that guy. Don't preach, never preach. Dios Mios mang, I see you preached yourself into the semis
Quote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:32:42 PMYou know,"That guy" who smacks his waitress' butt."That guy" who cops a feel while dancing with his best friends new wife on their wedding day."That guy" who stiffs on a tip."That guy" who talks loudly to cover up cutting in line with "friends" while you have been patiently abiding for the last hour."That guy." Don't be that guy. Lady, I got buddies that died face down in the muck so we can smack a waitress' butt in this family restaurant! Our basic freedoms!..........I'm staying, enjoying my waitress' butt..... enjoying my waitress' butt.
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