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Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 21, 2009, 01:54:18 AMQuote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:32:42 PMYou know,"That guy" who smacks his waitress' butt."That guy" who cops a feel while dancing with his best friends new wife on their wedding day."That guy" who stiffs on a tip."That guy" who talks loudly to cover up cutting in line with "friends" while you have been patiently abiding for the last hour."That guy." Don't be that guy. Lady, I got buddies that died face down in the muck so we can smack a waitress' butt in this family restaurant! Our basic freedoms!..........I'm staying, enjoying my waitress' butt..... enjoying my waitress' butt.So, like this page says like for soliciting opinions, man. Just enjoying that basic freedom. Thank your buddies for me when you see them next.
Quote from: TravisE on July 16, 2009, 04:32:42 PMYou know,"That guy" who smacks his waitress' butt."That guy" who cops a feel while dancing with his best friends new wife on their wedding day."That guy" who stiffs on a tip."That guy" who talks loudly to cover up cutting in line with "friends" while you have been patiently abiding for the last hour."That guy." Don't be that guy. Lady, I got buddies that died face down in the muck so we can smack a waitress' butt in this family restaurant! Our basic freedoms!..........I'm staying, enjoying my waitress' butt..... enjoying my waitress' butt.
You know,"That guy" who smacks his waitress' butt."That guy" who cops a feel while dancing with his best friends new wife on their wedding day."That guy" who stiffs on a tip."That guy" who talks loudly to cover up cutting in line with "friends" while you have been patiently abiding for the last hour."That guy." Don't be that guy.
"Thank your buddies for me" WTF? Shut the fuck up, TravisE ...V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilya Nikolayevich Ulyanov!!!
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 02:23:54 PM"Thank your buddies for me" WTF? Shut the fuck up, TravisE ...V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilya Nikolayevich Ulyanov!!!Score!
Quote from: TravisE on July 25, 2009, 03:15:03 PMQuote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 02:23:54 PM"Thank your buddies for me" WTF? Shut the fuck up, TravisE ...V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilya Nikolayevich Ulyanov!!!Score! Flashback?
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 07:03:11 PMQuote from: TravisE on July 25, 2009, 03:15:03 PMQuote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 02:23:54 PM"Thank your buddies for me" WTF? Shut the fuck up, TravisE ...V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilya Nikolayevich Ulyanov!!!Score! Flashback?Yes, have some.
Quote from: TravisE on July 25, 2009, 08:37:39 PMQuote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 07:03:11 PMQuote from: TravisE on July 25, 2009, 03:15:03 PMQuote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 02:23:54 PM"Thank your buddies for me" WTF? Shut the fuck up, TravisE ...V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilya Nikolayevich Ulyanov!!!Score! Flashback?Yes, have some.A few flashbacks and your troubles are over, dude.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 26, 2009, 06:27:09 AMQuote from: TravisE on July 25, 2009, 08:37:39 PMQuote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 07:03:11 PMQuote from: TravisE on July 25, 2009, 03:15:03 PMQuote from: digitalbuddha on July 25, 2009, 02:23:54 PM"Thank your buddies for me" WTF? Shut the fuck up, TravisE ...V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilya Nikolayevich Ulyanov!!!Score! Flashback?Yes, have some.A few flashbacks and your troubles are over, dude.Just a few?!?! I want bonus rounds!
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