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DigitalBuddha

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Get em, Israel!!
« on: July 12, 2014, 08:28:17 AM »
Looks like hamas has reaped to the wind and are about to reap whirlwind. Get em, Israel!!...

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BREAKING NEWS: Netanyahu's speech to Hamas

Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu just made the following speech in front of the Knesset:

To Ismail Haniya, and the leaders and operatives of Hamas:
We, the people of Israel, owe you a huge debt of gratitude. You have succeeded where we have failed. Because never before in the history of the
modern State of Israel, has the Jewish people been so united, like one person with one heart.

You stole three of our most precious children, and slaughtered them in cold blood. But before we could discover the horrible truth, we had 18 days of pain and anxiety while we searched for them, during which our nation united as never before, in prayer, in hopes, in mutual support.

And now, as you continue to launch deadly missiles indiscriminately, intended to maim and murder as many civilians as possible, while you take cowardly refuge behind your own civilians ~ you continue to inspire us to hold strongly onto our newly discovered unity. Whatever disputes we Jews may have with each other, we now know that we have one common goal: we will defeat you.

But we are offering you now one last chance. Within 24 hours, all rocket fire ~ and I mean all rocket fire ~ will cease. Completely. Forever.

I give you formal notice that our tanks are massed at the Gaza border, with artillery and air support at the ready. We have already dropped leaflets over the northern parts of the Gaza strip, warning civilians of our impending arrival, and that they should evacuate southward, forthwith. If you fail to meet our ultimatum, we are coming in, and, with God's help, this time we will not leave. Every centimetre of land that we conquer will be annexed to Israel, so that there will never be another attack launched at our civilians from there.

Even so, we will continue to keep the door open to allow you to surrender gracefully. The moment you announce that you are laying down arms, we will halt our advance, and there we will draw our new borders. If you continue to attack our citizens, we will continue to roll southwards, driving you out of territory that you will never again contaminate with your evil presence.

It pains me deeply that your civilians will be made homeless. But we did not choose this war; you did. And if our choice is between allowing our citizens to be targeted mercilessly by your genocidal savagery, versus turning your civilians into refugees, I regret that we must choose the latter. If only you loved your people as much as you hate ours, this war would never have happened.

To the rest of the world: Israel has tired of your ceaseless chidings that we should "show restraint". When you have your entire population under constant missile fire from an implacable enemy whose stated goal is the murder every man, woman and child in your land, then you may come and talk to us about "restraint". Until then, we respectfully suggest that you keep your double standards to yourselves. This time, Hamas has gone too far, and we will do whatever we have to in order to protect our population.

Hamas, once again, I thank you for bringing our people together with such clarity of mind and unity of purpose. The people of Israel do not fear the long road ahead.

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2014, 09:53:36 AM »
this should be interesting , mostly with how the international community will handle it. just to doubble check i think this speach was a hoax ?
« Last Edit: July 12, 2014, 10:03:12 AM by Red Back Dragon Dude »

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2014, 03:01:27 PM »
Just goes to show what religion does to the sanity of mankind
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2014, 01:49:36 AM »
Could have been a hoax, time will tell. 8)

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2014, 01:50:04 AM »
Just goes to show what religion does to the sanity of mankind

Insanity. :(

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2014, 06:07:05 AM »
Y'know, usually I think as dudeists we shouldn't encourage violence, but in this instance Israel is justified in their response. Hamas is not only killing innocent civilians but children. Their toe was already over the line, now they're standing on the other side and there will be a reckoning.

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2014, 06:39:47 AM »
Fuckin; eh, across this line THEY WILL NOT!

I can assure you that if Mexico were to fire even ONE missile at the United States, there might be an investigation, negotiations, and someone's head would roll. If there was a second missile, we would target the location it came from and blow it to hell and back no matter who we injured or killed. There would be NO THIRD MISSILE and we would not be apologizing about it to anyone. The US wouldn't tolerate it AT ALL.

The leaders of hamas are worthless scum bags hell bent on killing Jews no matter the cost to their own people for their own INSANE stupid reasons. And make no mistake about it; they are insane killers.

Israel has endured 1000's of missile strikes and has been patient way beyond what would be expected of them. It would seem they are through being patient. I support them. It is sad to see a child injured or killed, or anyone for that matter; and it is time hamas was held responsible FOR DOING SO.

What kind of pond scum place their missile launchers in school yards and hospitals? Answer; the pond scum of hamas, who are using children and the sick as human shields.

Israel has a right to defend themselves, and THAT is what they are doing. Hopefully, they will utterly destroy hamas.

That's just like my opinion, man.
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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2014, 08:30:52 AM »
And it's an opinion I'd like to think we all share.

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2014, 06:58:11 PM »
And it's an opinion I'd like to think we all share.

Fuckin' eh!

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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2014, 11:19:02 PM »
I can assure you that if Mexico were to fire even ONE missile at the United States, there might be an investigation, negotiations, and someone's head would roll. If there was a second missile, we would target the location it came from and blow it to hell and back no matter who we injured or killed. There would be NO THIRD MISSILE and we would not be apologizing about it to anyone. The US wouldn't tolerate it AT ALL.

Dude, I completely abide your stance and agree with most of it. However, Mexico's military has repeatedly violated US sovereignty (albeit not with missiles) and fired upon US border patrol agents. That's aside from their participation in the smuggling (both drug and human) process that is running rampant on the border.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/06/17/Mexican-Military-Law-Enforcement-Have-Made-300-Unauthorized-Border-Incursions-Into-U-S-Since-2004

We're actually pretty calm about this sort of thing. I mean, Cynthia and Marty Ackerman seek pretty happy together - who are we to mess up a good thing?


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Re: Get em, Israel!!
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2014, 02:35:05 AM »
What the dude said...

Why I support Israel; Pat Condell  - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHC8KC5cLs8

 

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