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Turtle

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2008, 08:23:45 AM »
What are you dudes blathering about?

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Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2008, 12:50:42 PM »
What are you dudes blathering about?

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Where the fuck have you been, man? Beeper went off during league play?

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2008, 01:17:59 PM »
What are you dudes blathering about?

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No, Walter!  I said I thought he kidnapped himself!  You're the one who's so fucking certain--

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2008, 06:15:03 PM »
What are you dudes blathering about?

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No, Walter!  I said I thought he kidnapped himself!  You're the one who's so fucking certain--



That's right, dude.  ;D

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2008, 09:24:54 AM »
What are you dudes blathering about?

 ;D

My God sir, we will not abide another toe.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 09:34:53 AM by SmokeytheBuddha »
The whole concept abates.

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2008, 12:01:44 PM »
  Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced turtle enough.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2008, 04:41:28 PM »
I think Turtle's post was a God Damned fake, man.....Maybe Waldo, and Waldo's wife who was killed by nazis, kidnapped Turtle, mang.......................

WE HAVE TURTLE.  GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES.  AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS.  NO FUNNY STUFF.

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2008, 09:44:43 PM »
The nihilists would like me to tell you that they are treating me very well (aaaabulshitchooo),
....excuse me... and I am starting to understand their non-ethos as the true way (aaaabulshitchooo)
....sorry, hay fever.... They would like you to send them a million dollars to support their beliefs...in...ah....
nothing....they will spend this money to purchase a prosthetic toe and to pay off the fines acquired from traveling with a marmot, you know, wildlife...an amphibious rodent...for domestic...inside the city limits.

Oh....and they said.....no funny stuff!

PS If you cannot get the money, then please try to get a toe by 3 o'clock...with nailpolish.
If you cannot get even that, then they said they will just take what you have on you, and
they callz it even.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 09:46:58 PM by Turtle »
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2008, 11:46:21 PM »
Dudeism suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled Turtles rug, and is in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.

Mr. Dudeism is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.

Dudeism thinks it's the Waldo-pissers, huh?

Well Dude, we just don't know.



......................Brandt will fill you in on the details.

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2008, 10:44:09 AM »
Dudeism suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled Turtles rug, and is in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.

Mr. Dudeism is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.

Dudeism thinks it's the Waldo-pissers, huh?

Well Dude, we just don't know.



......................Brandt will fill you in on the details.
Brandt can't fill you in on the details, or he has to pay $100
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2008, 02:10:40 PM »
This is our concern ,Turtle :o

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2008, 12:13:59 AM »
I think Turtle needs some cash to feed the monkey, man. Ah, let me see, I think its down their somewhere....Come on, Walter, we're ending this thing cheap. Four dollars here! Almost five!

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2008, 01:17:42 PM »
Everything seems to be fine, as long as there is no funny stuff!
I still jerk off manually

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2008, 03:53:31 PM »
What I see here is  a series of victimles crimes

Turtle kidnapped himself, Dude, you said so yourself

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2008, 06:45:12 PM »
 Oh, man.  Don't do--

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

 

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