Snapple FACTS.

[hannahdude]

Ok. So. In parenting, after toddlerhood there are these RARE moments that are hysterical and make you say to your spouse, "It really might be worth it for these rare linguistic gems" and here is tonights.
 Husband always has a Snapple iced-tea at dinner and 8 yr old daughter reads aloud the 'Snapple Facts' cap and we all three process the new nugget of information accordingly.
 Tonight she takes the cap and reads ' In Texas, it is illegal to GRATIFY someone's cow'.

[DigitalBuddha]

Ok. So. In parenting, after toddlerhood there are these RARE moments that are hysterical and make you say to your spouse, "It really might be worth it for these rare linguistic gems" and here is tonights.
 Husband always has a Snapple iced-tea at dinner and 8 yr old daughter reads aloud the 'Snapple Facts' cap and we all three process the new nugget of information accordingly.
 Tonight she takes the cap and reads ' In Texas, it is illegal to GRATIFY someone's cow'.

Can't say that this would be a law I would seek to break. Though it could put a new twist on "camel fucker" ....... "cow fucker?" 

[hannahdude]

the word she mispoke was gratify, it WAS graffitti which is just as odd.

[DigitalBuddha]

the word she mispoke was gratify, it WAS graffitti which is just as odd.

  Speaking of odd.....