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Title: Snapple FACTS.
Post by: hannahdude on January 05, 2012, 11:54:20 PM
Ok. So. In parenting, after toddlerhood there are these RARE moments that are hysterical and make you say to your spouse, "It really might be worth it for these rare linguistic gems" and here is tonights.
 Husband always has a Snapple iced-tea at dinner and 8 yr old daughter reads aloud the 'Snapple Facts' cap and we all three process the new nugget of information accordingly.
 Tonight she takes the cap and reads ' In Texas, it is illegal to GRATIFY someone's cow'.
Title: Re: Snapple FACTS.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 06, 2012, 01:10:43 AM
Ok. So. In parenting, after toddlerhood there are these RARE moments that are hysterical and make you say to your spouse, "It really might be worth it for these rare linguistic gems" and here is tonights.
 Husband always has a Snapple iced-tea at dinner and 8 yr old daughter reads aloud the 'Snapple Facts' cap and we all three process the new nugget of information accordingly.
 Tonight she takes the cap and reads ' In Texas, it is illegal to GRATIFY someone's cow'.

Can't say that this would be a law I would seek to break. Though it could put a new twist on "camel fucker" ....... "cow fucker?"  ;D
Title: Re: Snapple FACTS.
Post by: hannahdude on January 06, 2012, 10:25:31 AM
the word she mispoke was gratify, it WAS graffitti which is just as odd.
Title: Re: Snapple FACTS.
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 06, 2012, 05:34:28 PM
the word she mispoke was gratify, it WAS graffitti which is just as odd.

 ;D Speaking of odd.....

(http://www.tradebit.com/usr/rossmoore/pub/9002/banksybristolgraffiticowsignparachute400.jpg)