There you go, the perfect sequel...
Maybe like an Indiana Jones type thing but its The Dude and Dude, someone steals his car
which has Dude's homework and so its up to the The Dude to get it back with Dude as his sidekick,
they enlist the help of Big L, who is now much more dude (or trying to be) since his breakdown after
Walter threw him on the ground, and Maude supplies the firearms, she turns out to be an S & M freak
who loves violence and guns and has a whole hidden room of weaponry.
They find the Nihilists who took the homework and just when you think they are going to recover it,
Flea (if they can get him again for the sequel), who is now the head Nihilist, pees on Dude's
homework. Well this aggression will not stand, so they call up Walter who hooks up with Maude
and their shared passion for violence and guns creates a brief romance of sorts between the two, making Maude Walter's ladyfriend, as well as The Dude, and it helps Walter finally get over his "sick Cynthia thing", however he still observes Shabbos.
For the final scene, they all dress up like the Matrix, The Dude is Morpheus, Dude is Neo, Maude is Trinity in tight black leather, Walter is also dressed matrix-style and then the music starts playing and they bust some serious Nihilist ass and cut off all their little toes.
At the end, they all go bowling.
And somewhere in there young Dude loses his virginity at a Jackie Treehorn party on a trampoline.
