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Title: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on June 08, 2008, 07:58:07 PM
The kid would be, what, in his or her teens today, right?

How would you imagine the Little Lebowski  turning out? Part of the newly emerging SDS? Fighting camel fuckers? A vaginal artist? Roadie for Metallica? Abiding?
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on June 08, 2008, 09:52:38 PM
Interesting, fucking interesting, definitely some kind of artist, maybe art that is involved in political activism.

I just hope he/she is not emo.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 08, 2008, 11:14:05 PM
A fucked up generation X'er who knows that he or she would be getting a shit load of money (in the parlance of our times) from the old man when the big L kicked the bucket.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on June 08, 2008, 11:47:56 PM
I keep telling you - Father has no money.

And btw, the kid wouldnt be a Gen Xer, he/she's too young.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 24, 2008, 09:24:59 PM
I keep telling you - Father has no money.

And btw, the kid wouldnt be a Gen Xer, he/she's too young.

Maybe a metro gay dude  ;D
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Dude1967 on June 24, 2008, 11:37:01 PM
Right Wing Neo-Con Asshole
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on June 26, 2008, 05:14:48 PM
No way....why so negative?

I think the Little Lebowski is cool man.
Maude isn't so bad, she has a heart, and she's an artist too.
And I think The Dude himself will play a part
in the raising of Little Lebowski, maybe not a
BIG part, but I think The Dude will take him
bowling, at least, while Maude and her bf are
in Honolulu, so it would be like Dude, Walter,
Little L, and the pomeranian.

I think Little L will be a Little Dude but thats just my opinion.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 27, 2008, 03:46:05 AM
I think dude junior would have a dude like attitude from day one....................

(http://www.netmania.jp/cgi/mailbbs/data/bobbys-baby-finger.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on June 27, 2008, 06:05:36 AM
Hahaha.....yeah.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Dude1967 on June 27, 2008, 05:18:38 PM
No way....why so negative?

I think the Little Lebowski is cool man.
Maude isn't so bad, she has a heart, and she's an artist too.
And I think The Dude himself will play a part
in the raising of Little Lebowski, maybe not a
BIG part, but I think The Dude will take him
bowling, at least, while Maude and her bf are
in Honolulu, so it would be like Dude, Walter,
Little L, and the pomeranian.

I think Little L will be a Little Dude but thats just my opinion.

knowing people who were the children of hippies, I find that in the majority, they tend to be more conservative than their parents. 
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on June 27, 2008, 06:14:22 PM
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knowing people who were the children of hippies, I find that in the majority, they tend to be more conservative than their parents.

Well Dude1967, you have a point there, but I have also seen the opposite, free spirited children from free spirited parents, I think it depends on the degree of flakiness, if the the parents are too flaky, the kid might snap back the other way.

But I think the only way to be neo-con would be to be born into it, I dont think any child of hippies, no matter how conservative, can ever be a neo-con. That level of stupidity is possible only through specialized breeding.

That being said, I don't believe The Dude or Maude are hippies. In fact, they most certainly are not.
The Dude is the dude, you know, thats what you call him, and Maude....she's a artist of work that is very vaginal, speaks foreign tongues, has a short haircut and talks like a spoiled princess of a royal family.

I dont see any literal connection here.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Dude1967 on June 27, 2008, 06:45:26 PM
Turtle- I get what you're saying, and upon further reflection, I may be wrong.  Maude certainly isn't a hippie, but she may certainly be flaky enough to drive the kid to a polar opposite political stance.  Probably just her association with Knox Harrington, the video artist with the cleft asshole would do it.   But that's just, like my opinion, man
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on June 28, 2008, 12:03:13 AM
Well Dude, we just don't know.

Thats why we are waiting for the sequel, which would be titled,

'The Little Lebowski'

In which, no doubt, Maude might have wound the kid up a little too much and it will be up to The
Dude to straighten him out.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 28, 2008, 12:25:34 AM
Well Dude, we just don't know.

Thats why we are waiting for the sequel, which would be titled,

'The Little Lebowski'

In which, no doubt, Maude might have wound the kid up a little too much and it will be up to The
Dude to straighten him out.

I heard rumors that Coen dudes were going to make a sequel call 'Da Passion of Da Jesus.'
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Dude1967 on June 28, 2008, 02:55:47 PM
Well Dude, we just don't know.

Thats why we are waiting for the sequel, which would be titled,

'The Little Lebowski'

In which, no doubt, Maude might have wound the kid up a little too much and it will be up to The
Dude to straighten him out.
There you go, the perfect sequel...
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on June 28, 2008, 08:28:52 PM
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There you go, the perfect sequel...

Maybe like an Indiana Jones type thing but its The Dude and Dude, someone steals his car
which has Dude's homework and so its up to the The Dude to get it back with Dude as his sidekick,
they enlist the help of Big L, who is now much more dude (or trying to be) since his breakdown after
Walter threw him on the ground, and Maude supplies the firearms, she turns out to be an S & M freak
who loves violence and guns and has a whole hidden room of weaponry.
They find the Nihilists who took the homework and just when you think they are going to recover it,
Flea (if they can get him again for the sequel), who is now the head Nihilist, pees on Dude's
homework. Well this aggression will not stand, so they call up Walter who hooks up with Maude
and their shared passion for violence and guns creates a brief romance of sorts between the two, making Maude Walter's ladyfriend, as well as The Dude, and it helps Walter finally get over his "sick Cynthia thing", however he still observes Shabbos.
For the final scene, they all dress up like the Matrix, The Dude is Morpheus, Dude is Neo, Maude is Trinity in tight black leather, Walter is also dressed matrix-style and then the music starts playing and they bust some serious Nihilist ass and cut off all their little toes.
At the end, they all go bowling.

And somewhere in there young Dude loses his virginity at a Jackie Treehorn party on a trampoline.

 ;D
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 29, 2008, 01:42:15 PM
New shit has come to light here............

http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=314.msg2284#msg2284
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Dude1967 on June 30, 2008, 03:32:10 PM
New shit has come to light here............

http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=314.msg2284#msg2284
so do you have any leads?
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 30, 2008, 11:28:29 PM
New shit has come to light here............

http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=314.msg2284#msg2284
so do you have any leads?

I'm working in shifts, man, will report back when I do.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on July 01, 2008, 03:17:59 AM
(Still thinking about what it would be like to get laid on a trampoline.)
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 01, 2008, 04:16:34 PM
(Still thinking about what it would be like to get laid on a trampoline.)

 ;D The usual; lotta ups, lotta downs, lotta ins, lotta outs.....
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on July 01, 2008, 07:15:28 PM
 ;D

Camel toe?

I am the Walrus.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 01, 2008, 08:11:07 PM
;D

Camel toe?

I am the Walrus.

V.I. CAMEL TOE!! VLADIMIR ILYICH CAMEL TOE!!!!        ;D
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 01, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
;D

Camel toe?

I am the Walrus.

V.I. CAMEL TOE!! VLADIMIR ILYICH CAMEL TOE!!!!        ;D

Those camel toe fuckers in Iraq...
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on July 01, 2008, 11:58:52 PM
Whats wrong with Walter Dude?
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: GreatWhiteDude on July 07, 2008, 04:22:30 AM
Lil L would be a MASSIVE POTHEAD. So would i if the dude was my dad. occupying various JR. high administration buildings, Smoking alot of thai stick, breaking into the liquor cabinet, biking.
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: Turtle on July 07, 2008, 08:29:55 AM
I used to break into the liquor cabinet when i was a kid, was very embarrassing for my parents when they had company and served beverages only to find that it was nothing but iced tea... or water.

 :-[
Title: Re: What do you think the Dude and Maude's kid would be like today?
Post by: GreatWhiteDude on July 09, 2008, 12:11:45 AM
The dude and maude's kid was a girl.



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