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DigitalBuddha

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2011, 03:06:58 AM »
UPDATE: on the end, Oct. 21, 2011, 12:06AM PST.

OK, dudes, I'm still here and kicking. Couple of beers, a few bowling vids on YouTube. Just to mark the night, I decided to watch The Big Lebowski for the umpteenth time. Still a great flick and Maude has a great body!  ;D

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2011, 10:30:37 AM »
is this....what day is it?
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2011, 11:29:19 AM »
A reminder of today's deadline...

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/313067

For those of you who are H2G2 fans:

"Only The End Of The World Again" by Disaster Area (I have the single somewhere, yes that is vinyl)
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2011, 01:30:07 PM »
UPDATE: on the end, Oct. 21, 2011, 12:06AM PST.

OK, dudes, I'm still here and kicking. Couple of beers, a few bowling vids on YouTube. Just to mark the night, I decided to watch The Big Lebowski for the umpteenth time. Still a great flick and Maude has a great body!  ;D
Agreed, she does have nice mammary glands...



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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2011, 03:26:28 PM »
Are we still here dudes? I don't know dudes...this could all just be like an illusion. 8)
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2011, 05:55:01 PM »


As a Christian...(snip)
~thinkingdude

You're a Christian!? That explains a lot! ;D
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2011, 06:52:58 PM »
It's that damn magical thinking scripture thing again... i.e. the belief that there's absolutely not the slimmest chance the Bible is but a quasi-historical mythical construct, or that, when such a belief crops up, it is quashed without justified cause by the meme "Faith".  Do Progressive Christian Democrats open up this thought with their Republican friends, TD?  ::)

I know there's a group called Athiests For Jesus, ... is it within the realm of Christianity to have a more evolved group called Christians Against The Bible?  Or at minimum, Christians For A Freaking Radical Revision Of At The Very Very Very Least Deuteronomy and Leviticus? 


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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2011, 11:43:29 PM »


As a Christian...(snip)
~thinkingdude

You're a Christian!? That explains a lot! ;D
Oh ya... hugely.



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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2011, 11:45:34 PM »
APNP: it's fractured logic, but it'll do for now for the christians in this forum...



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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2011, 11:49:19 PM »
A reminder of today's deadline...

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/313067

For those of you who are H2G2 fans:

"Only The End Of The World Again" by Disaster Area (I have the single somewhere, yes that is vinyl)

Classic!!  ;D  "the loudest rock band in the known universe."
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2011, 12:02:13 AM »
A reminder of today's deadline...

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/313067

Fuck it, dude; let's go bowling.  ;D



As a Christian I can assure you that this fool is a lalse prophet and does not represnt my faith nor is of God. But according to the Bible one false prophesy makes him a false prophet. In which it entitles him to stoning in which I do not encourage due to my dudeism philosophy. That being said I wonder if I can chuck Bowling Balls instead of stones since I'm a Christian Dudeist.....

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Geezzzz, no wonder he's hiding.  ;D


......by the way, wasn't the whole stoning thing in the Old Testament, not the New Testament, it was O.T. law as I recall? From my old Sunday school days I remember a story of Jesus dude stopping a hooker from getting the stoning treatment having been caught in zesty coitus by the self righteous town heat. Am I wrong, or just an asshole?

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2011, 12:05:50 AM »
@ Thinking dude...I too am a christian...christian is my middle name...really! I was also baptized Roman Catholic as a new born...an as I said before...apparently Against my Fuckin Will!!
My advice to you sir is WAKE UP!! Wake the fuck up and free your mind from the brainwashing you have been put through all your life...
It took me most of 30 years to shake the last vestiges of the Church's mind fucking...i have been pissed as hell ever since!
Christ was NOT a Christian...he  was a Buddhist...he studied in India for two year with the Buddha..it's on the net...you can look it up.
But what you must comprehend is the Christian Faith is Evil...it is/was/and continues to be the most evil entity the world has ever known.
As long as you are under its influence you will be incapable on comprehension...but the god you serve is pure evil and has deceived you.
Get your mind free dude! 8)
« Last Edit: October 23, 2011, 12:10:31 AM by cckeiser »
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2011, 12:13:58 AM »
It's that damn magical thinking scripture thing again... i.e. the belief that there's absolutely not the slimmest chance the Bible is but a quasi-historical mythical construct, or that, when such a belief crops up, it is quashed without justified cause by the meme "Faith".  Do Progressive Christian Democrats open up this thought with their Republican friends, TD?  ::)

I know there's a group called Athiests For Jesus, ... is it within the realm of Christianity to have a more evolved group called Christians Against The Bible?  Or at minimum, Christians For A Freaking Radical Revision Of At The Very Very Very Least Deuteronomy and Leviticus? 




No dude...it's turtles all the way down dude...turtles all the way down! ;D
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2011, 01:35:42 AM »
A little too tripped up on caffeine? Wow dude...




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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2011, 02:18:24 AM »
@DB, no, you're right. They boarded JCD for this kind of behavior, he wasn't a nihilist zealot and was simply too cool for his time. The Old Testament is directly copied from the Jews and it's simply an excuse for slaying everyone who didn't agree with the Jews, much like what the Catholics did and what the Muslims do today.

@cckeiser, sorry, but you're a bit wrong. I don't really know how things go in other countries but here in Italy 90% of the people doesn't almost know what the Old Testament is and even in school usually we just stick with the New Testament, That is for the great majority of us Christianity starts and ends with the New Testament which is full of bs but also full of good stories, the so called parables. There is a baby in the muddy water.

Anyway Christians and fringe Catholics are two different things and it's offensive for Christians to be matched with that kind of paraquats. Also let's not forget that a real Christian is way too cool to be involved in that kind of things. They follow the JCD way and if it's true that he even let the nihilists kill him without throwing balls to them well, this is pretty understandable. They don't appear on tv and just try to live their lives as well as they can.

Mother Teresa was a Christian, can you compare her with those who call themselves Christians these days or in the past?

Also, you say that the Catholic Faith is the the most evil entity the world has ever known, wait ten years from now when Muslims will be the majority everywhere and see if you'll still think the same. They stone people still today.

Just my opinion though.  8)
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