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Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« on: October 21, 2011, 01:45:18 PM »
A reminder of today's deadline...

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/313067



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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2011, 02:19:01 PM »
Seriously... There have been people in BC times that had more understanding of the world than these pathetic vermin.

I can't even laugh at these people anymore.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2011, 02:22:33 PM by a_bag_of_dude »

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2011, 04:57:10 PM »
A reminder of today's deadline...

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/313067

Fuck it, dude; let's go bowling.  ;D

« Last Edit: October 21, 2011, 06:07:34 PM by DigitalBuddha »

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 06:13:10 PM »
It ain't over yet dudes.....We have 49 minutes left here in UK!  :(
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2011, 06:20:11 PM »
It ain't over yet dudes.....We have 49 minutes left here in UK!  :(

Oh oh, duck and cover!!


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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2011, 06:29:12 PM »
Anyone else also feel a weird sense of dissapointment when these doomsdays predictions come and go? I mean, I'm not in any big hurry to vacate but I DO believe mother Earth deserves a long rest without any people on her, and being of the Dudeist/Buddhist/Zen mindset I try not to be overly attached to my, or any one things existance( try this being a parent, you will find yourself roundly fucked).

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2011, 06:33:42 PM »
Well, biblically speaking, the day is finished when the sun goes down, and it's dark where I am.  The only fallout I could tell was a radio show that had a phone-in, asking people what they'd do if this was their last day on earth.  My fav: "I'd kiss my wife goodbye, I'd kiss my girlfriend goodbye, then I'd kiss my ass goodbye!"



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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2011, 06:36:08 PM »
Anyone else also feel a weird sense of dissapointment when these doomsdays predictions come and go? I mean, I'm not in any big hurry to vacate but I DO believe mother Earth deserves a long rest without any people on her, and being of the Dudeist/Buddhist/Zen mindset I try not to be overly attached to my, or any one things existance( try this being a parent, you will find yourself roundly fucked).

I'm not so sure that good ole' mother Earth is that pissed off at us yet. I think she is, however, saying "will you you just take it easy, man, I mean running around the planet pulling a piece out on the lane, just take it easy."

Hopefully, we'll be calm.

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2011, 07:12:21 PM »
Damn.I missed it.If I'd have known I'd have got something in special.
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2011, 08:59:30 PM »
Actually, it did infact occur.  This is just an after-image.
Okay, Dude, have it your way.

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2011, 09:06:22 PM »
A buddy of mine put is so clearly to me one day. He asked me, What happens when you get sick? You get a cough, the shakes, and a fever, for the earth the cough is all these storms we've had, the shakes are earthquakes, and the fever is this hot ass weather. The earth is basically trying to purge itself of this virus ie us. The way he put it blew my mind I never thought of that.

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2011, 09:13:16 PM »
On the other hand, I like the thought that viruses don't live in us, we live in viruses... and, of course, that what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger.  Maybe we're just part of Gaia's self-improvement regimen.  ???
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2011, 09:33:14 PM »
I'm gone.  ;D

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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2011, 12:33:48 AM »
Actually for the sake of splitting hairs those who flash Bibles on the lanes aren't Cristians. They are much more followers of the Jewish God who dug killing everyone who didn't agree with the people of God, just like their neighbours and just like the "Holy" Inquisition.
Is it the hot climate or just a matter of fundamentalism? They flash Thorah,Qumran and Bible, if the nomenclatures are correct, but they seem pretty much the same thing. We should flash TBL, or not. We should flash a J but that would get us arrested in many countries, fucking nihilists and reactionaries.

But I don't think JCD would have dug those Bible flashers, so calling them Christians is wrong. They call themselves Christians but they are not. Imho.  :D
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Re: Anyone notice that the christians are still around?
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2011, 01:43:06 AM »
Crap, I thought I was gone. Guess I'm not.  ;D

 

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