Anybody got any good one-liners or pick-up schemes....

[Turtle]

Aloha this is Turtle in hawaii, just wanted to introduce myself and say whats up.
So I would like the company a nice-lookin dudette and im lookin for some techniques on how to approach the situation.

One-liners, pickup schemes, whatever, but make them good! Nuthin cheesy or undude.

Gotta be smooth.

K later.

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[DigitalBuddha]

How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   

[Andrea D.]

How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   

Hahahahahaha

[Turtle]

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?

Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho. 

[DigitalBuddha]

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?

Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho. 

 

How about.........................

They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good. 

Or.........................

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

[DigitalBuddha]

How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   

Hahahahahaha

Ha! How to deal with a smart ass in a bar, AD.............

[Turtle]

Yeah I like the milk one,
the other one might get my ass kicked.

[Andrea D.]

Well yeah.Now i can see that  it's a human myth about turtles that  hate sex. 
                   

[Turtle]

Turtles hate sex?!  Wha? Wha?

HUH?!

[Andrea D.]

Man here's your post!!!

[brandt]

can I buy a drink or would you rather have the money?
often achieves a smile from those without the necessary means - the necessary means
Please, don't touch that............line
Thank You