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Aloha this is Turtle in hawaii, just wanted to introduce myself and say whats up.
So I would like the company a nice-lookin dudette and im lookin for some techniques on how to approach the situation.

One-liners, pickup schemes, whatever, but make them good! Nuthin cheesy or undude.

Gotta be smooth.

K later.

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How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   

Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 26, 2008, 04:40:51 AM
How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   

Hahahahahaha

QuoteNice shoes, wanna have sex?

Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho. 

Quote from: Turtle on May 26, 2008, 09:13:28 PM

QuoteNice shoes, wanna have sex?

Do you think that would work? I don't think women are that simple.
Would be nice if they were.
That line might work on a prostitute tho. 

How about.........................

They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good. 

Or.........................

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on May 26, 2008, 04:15:53 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on May 26, 2008, 04:40:51 AM
How about.........................

Nice shoes, wanna have sex?   

Hahahahahaha

Ha! How to deal with a smart ass in a bar, AD.............

Yeah I like the milk one,
the other one might get my ass kicked.

Well yeah.Now i can see that  it's a human myth about turtles that  hate sex. 
                   

Turtles hate sex?!  Wha? Wha?

HUH?!

Man here's your post!!!

can I buy a drink or would you rather have the money?
often achieves a smile from those without the necessary means - the necessary means
Please, don't touch that............line
Thank You