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Jeopardy! or, Better than "Up the butt, Bob"
« on: March 06, 2011, 12:49:12 AM »
Oh, my... I was just watching Jeopardy! on my dvr... I'm a few days behind, but I'm weird about my Jeopardy, and I don't like missing it, and you know what? I'm not making excuses  :P

ANYhow... the category was "Starts with a body part" or something to that effect.  Guy gets the daily double, and it has a pic to go with the clue, which was something about this rodent having fur some hundreds of times softer than our hair.  Now, the picture was of a chinchilla, and they're definitely ultra soft, so, I'm thinkin', "chinchilla," right?




The guy almost runs out of time... I think Trebek even prompted him to hurry up and answer.




"What is a titmouse?"




Oh, my goodness ... that's just fucking priceless!  I swear, I almost found out how much it would hurt to shoot whiskey sour out my nose.  Like, I'm worried I might have woken my neighbors laughing too loudly.  Oh, my gut hurts now.... 


(my title there refers to a thing from that "Newlywed Game" back in the '70s:  "What's the strangest place you've ever made whoopie?" .. clearly expecting an answer like the kitchen counter or on the roof or something, you know, normal like that... the player, a young lady IIRC says, "That'd be up the butt, Bob.")

 

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