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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2011, 06:13:19 PM »
Something like this?

I have been knowen to par-take

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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2011, 12:14:44 PM »
meekon is truly a treasure.

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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2012, 08:40:34 AM »
I see what you did there.... clever man.
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2012, 03:27:26 PM »
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Something like this?

Did you balance that cat on there....it wouldn't surprise me dude.  ;)
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2012, 05:39:35 AM »
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Something like this?

Did you balance that cat on there....it wouldn't surprise me dude.  ;)

Cat balancing, much like cat herding! A lot of effort with little reward.
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2012, 08:06:28 AM »
i dont think i will ever achieve zen-dudeism in my line of work, too many dead line.
it is done when it is done does not go down well with the bosses! ;)
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2012, 09:15:39 AM »
Cat juggling is also quite difficult as well.
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2012, 11:42:30 AM »
an alarming offshoot about cats M5. Is this your house?


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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2012, 12:26:27 PM »
You've never lived with Siamese cats:


(these are not mine btw)
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2012, 12:28:06 PM »
an alarming offshoot about cats M5. Is this your house?


I sometimes get on a theme and have to explore it to it's end.
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2012, 03:11:06 PM »
All the cats in Thailand are Siamese. ;)
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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2012, 04:07:49 PM »
What does a Buddhist say at a hot dog cart in NYC?

Make me one with everything.


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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2012, 04:36:28 PM »
What does a Buddhist say at a hot dog cart in NYC?

Make me one with everything.

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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2012, 06:46:38 PM »

Great joke.

Watch and cringe....  :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltzDHTbaI8s

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Re: Zen Dudeism!
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2012, 08:25:51 AM »
do you think he would have tried the same thing with the Pope.
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