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FUCK information
« on: May 31, 2010, 12:19:11 AM »
Not sure where to post this but, ok, I have been snooping around trying to find more info on the word "FUCK". imo this word got a unfortunate labling as being a bad word in which people that know better know that it is not a swear word at all.

Anyway I thought that this dudeism site should have  a special/permanent section of sorts for reference for the word "FUCK"

This type of section could be of great help to people in school (or clergy) to be able to refrence "fuck" information. to, example, help correct teachers in the meaning of the word.

When I was a teen many moons ago I use to carry a printed dictionary type document in my pocket in which I could use with my teachers explaning to them in detail that the word... "Fuck can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, interjection, noun and pronoun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence"

So anyway I just thought I would like to give a content suggestion for the site,  here are 2 links with some examples of what I feel dudism.com should have as permanent info somewhere...


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fuck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck


anyway fuck it man, thats fucking it for me, too much fucking typing, my fucking finger fucking hurts and I got to take a bad fucking piss man.

Take it fucking easy...

:)I'm living the big Fucking lebowski:)

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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 12:26:42 AM »
I had a few teachers that I'd like to fucking correct, if you take my meaning, sir.

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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 12:55:09 AM »
I know what you fucking mean....

Anyway here is a fucking vid for those of you fucks that dont like to fucking read like I fucking do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaWCcDlI5s


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Also I just realized that I might be of some help to some of you on this site that maybe in... "fuck withdrawal"...

Some of you may know the big "FUCK" connection to the Trailer Park Boys series/movies and some may not, those of you with fuck withdrawal symptoms can find fuck (and shit) relief with the Dudes/Maudes love child Julian and his buds bubbles and Ricky.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2010, 04:10:10 AM by boss »
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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 01:12:51 PM »
I was under the impression that fuck was an abbreviation of crimes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"
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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 08:10:59 PM »
There's a great book that touches on this subject. It's far from scholarly or scientific but it's so funny that Tom Robbins sued the author because everyone thought he wrote it under a pseudonym and that he promoted the myth.

It's called Fuck Yes! by Wing F. Fing.

It's about a guy who becomes a spiritual guru because he decides to say yes to everything. But everything in his life ends up getting fucked.
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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 08:15:14 PM »
I was under the impression that fuck was an abbreviation of crimes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

Oh dear. I don't know if you're intentionally referencing a terrible Van Halen album or if you're just confused. Terrible album. Anyways, to add to the fucking discussion of fuck here's an interesting video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI

I particularly like his idea about the mantra, though I think we could change it slightly to "fuckin eh"
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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2010, 10:12:04 PM »
he's not confused. that's why the van halen album was named for unlawful carnal knowledge. there's a theory that fuck came from an acronym used in british court documents - when someone was accused of a sex crime the magistrate or barrister or clerk or judge or whatever would write FUCK in the ledger. and so vulgar sex became equated with the word fuck. van halen were just being cheeky as usual. i'm sure diver down refers to cunnilingus. fuck knows what women and children first refers to.

funny how awesome van halen seemed in the 80s. i was a heavy metal guitarist and my first guitar was all stripey like eddie van halen's. luckily it's since been repainted white. a few years back rolling stone released the list of the 200 best guitarists of all time and evh was pretty far down the list. i guess technique is only a small part of what makes rock rock.
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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 11:46:17 PM »
My very first gig ever, at the high school talent show, we butchered 5 tunes, two  of them were VH. We rocked and rolled all night, and part of the next day. Happy days, man.

Van Halen have not aged well, unlike some of their peers. I mean, the front man changes, the acrimony, and over time, people realized that the music was never great. Coke sucks the soul out of music. Eddie was always bothered by Diamond Dave's need to de-tune the guitars a half step. He thought that it changed the effect of the music. He was right.

I no longer enjoy VH, I mean, I can tap my toe, but I feel nothing. Eddie had amazing technique and feel for the guitar, one of the best, but the emotion was always lacking.

We know so little about music, there is so much left to learn. There is a theory that sound frequencies can actually heal damaged DNA. Cymatics is an amazing field of study. Many cathedrals in Europe were designed to amplify music, and the dimensions were drawn from musical theory.

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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2010, 11:56:25 AM »
Hey man I lot my train of thought... what the fuck were we talking about?, personaly I am more of a creedence, steppenwolf, bto, beethoven kind of guy... I just cant remember what the fuck it was I was talking about?...

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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2010, 03:59:14 PM »
Just fuckin' take it easy, man. It'll come to you.

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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2010, 09:10:15 PM »
he's not confused. that's why the van halen album was named for unlawful carnal knowledge. there's a theory that fuck came from an acronym used in british court documents - when someone was accused of a sex crime the magistrate or barrister or clerk or judge or whatever would write FUCK in the ledger. and so vulgar sex became equated with the word fuck. van halen were just being cheeky as usual. i'm sure diver down refers to cunnilingus. fuck knows what women and children first refers to.

Well fuck me, that's news to me dude. I just thought Van Halen made it up. Little bit before my time, plus I was never really in to them. Now Steppenwolf is another matter as, of course, is Creedence.
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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2010, 06:15:59 AM »
New shit has come to light:

From Urban Legends (always good to check here first).

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Analysis: Having consulted the definitive reference work on this subject (yes, there is such a thing: The F-Word by Jesse Sheidlower, published by Random House in 1999), I feel confident in dismissing all the claims above as imaginative bunk.

The word fuck did not originate as an acronym. It crept, fully formed, into the English language from Dutch or Low German around the 15th century (it's impossible to say precisely when because so little documentary evidence exists, probably due to the fact that the word was so taboo throughout its early history that people were afraid to write it down). The American Heritage Dictionary says its first known occurrence in English literature was in the satirical poem "Flen, Flyss" (c.1500), where it was not only disguised as a Latin word but encrypted ? gxddbov ? which has been deciphered as fuccant, pseudo-Latin for "they fuck."

According to Sheidlower, the earliest claims in print of supposed acronymic origins for the F-word appeared during the 1960s. An underground newspaper called the East Village Other published this version in 1967:
It's not commonly known that the word "fuck" originated as a medical diagnostic notation on the documests of soldiers in the British Imperial Army. When a soldier reported sick and was found to have V.D., the abbreviation F.U.C.K. was stamped on his documents. It was short for "Found Under Carnal Knowledge."

Two more variants appeared in a letter published in Playboy magazine in 1970:
My friend claims that the word fuck originated in the 15th Century, when a married couple needed permission from the king to procreate. Hence, Fornication Under Consent of the King. I maintain that it's an acronym of a law term used in the 1500s that referred to rape as Forced Unnatural Carnal Knowledge."

Undoubtedly the most famous use of this etymological travesty was as the title of the 1991 Van Halen album, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge."
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Re: FUCK information
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2010, 11:45:17 PM »
What the fuck are you talking about? Okay then.
Not sure where to post this but, ok, I have been snooping around trying to find more info on the word "FUCK". imo this word got a unfortunate labling as being a bad word in which people that know better know that it is not a swear word at all.

Anyway I thought that this dudeism site should have  a special/permanent section of sorts for reference for the word "FUCK"

This type of section could be of great help to people in school (or clergy) to be able to refrence "fuck" information. to, example, help correct teachers in the meaning of the word.

When I was a teen many moons ago I use to carry a printed dictionary type document in my pocket in which I could use with my teachers explaning to them in detail that the word... "Fuck can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, interjection, noun and pronoun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence"

So anyway I just thought I would like to give a content suggestion for the site,  here are 2 links with some examples of what I feel dudism.com should have as permanent info somewhere...


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fuck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck


anyway fuck it man, thats fucking it for me, too much fucking typing, my fucking finger fucking hurts and I got to take a bad fucking piss man.

Take it fucking easy...



 

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