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Bishop

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any advice on outward opening doors?
« on: March 12, 2010, 07:22:50 PM »
i think it could benefit in some ways. my door is that way.

FuckinA

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Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2010, 03:09:46 AM »
What in Gods holy name are you blabbering about!?
Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

Bishop

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Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2010, 05:30:10 AM »
oh, you know man. i noticed the dude had a problem resulting from his outward opening door. i've got one off those. i find it beneficial to tie a guitar cable to my  doorknob, and then to my cabinet.

Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2010, 10:00:31 AM »
oh, you know man. i noticed the dude had a problem resulting from his outward opening door. i've got one off those. i find it beneficial to tie a guitar cable to my  doorknob, and then to my cabinet.
At first I thought you were going to say
I find it beneficial on my guitar case. (to have an outward opening door).
That would be good.
Is this your only ID?

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Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2010, 11:45:04 AM »
Well, I got only two words of advice on this subject:

1)  If it's a front door that opens onto a corridor, or a public walk way, don't open it too fast or you might lay out a neighbour.

2)  If it's a backdoor... look out of it :)  Creedence can't be wrong on this one!
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Bishop

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Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2010, 01:46:34 PM »
i always wondered how one looks out his backdoor while taking a rest on the porch

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Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2010, 02:24:57 PM »
i think it could benefit in some ways. my door is that way.


Why not put a sign on the inside of the door saying "IN" and a sign on the outside of the door saying "OUT".

It'll remind you that the outside world sucks and that you're better off on the couch.

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Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2010, 03:56:08 PM »
My advice dude....just walk through said door after trying it...if you hurt yourself...stay in...if you don't .... go out....seems to work for me most days...and hey unlike science....this way you will always get a result.  8)

Enjoy the ride man.

Peace.  8)
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Re: any advice on outward opening doors?
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 03:14:26 AM »
Think I'm with Rev Ed C on this one! Creedence can't be wrong! Or did non of you ever took a ride on a flying spoon?
Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

 

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