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El Duderino

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Wedding Vows
« on: October 12, 2007, 06:22:44 PM »
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...
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Re: Wedding Vows
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2007, 08:18:24 PM »
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2007, 05:31:41 PM by digitalbuddha »

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Re: Wedding Vows
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 05:03:18 PM »
I, the Dude, think you're like, you know, a really cool chick, and I think it would be really righteous for us to, you know, hook up.

Fuck the promises shit. ;)

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Re: Wedding Vows
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 05:52:42 PM »
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

"...from this day forward until death do us part" Death? you mean the man in the black pajamas? and dude, you forget the creedence's tapes again. :)

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Re: Wedding Vows
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 01:22:15 AM »
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

"...from this day forward until death do us part" Death? you mean the man in the black pajamas? and dude, you forget the creedence's tapes again. :)


Fuck it, lets get us a lane............

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Re: Wedding Vows
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 08:33:13 AM »
Do you .... ....., take ....... ......., and promise to help her concieve man?

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Re: Wedding Vows
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 02:24:50 AM »
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

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Re: Wedding Vows
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 08:49:14 AM »
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I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

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