Wedding Vows

[El Duderino]

Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

[DigitalBuddha]

Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

[abdude]

I, the Dude, think you're like, you know, a really cool chick, and I think it would be really righteous for us to, you know, hook up.

Fuck the promises shit.

[Andrea D.]

Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

"...from this day forward until death do us part" Death? you mean the man in the black pajamas? and dude, you forget the creedence's tapes again.

[DigitalBuddha]

Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

"...from this day forward until death do us part" Death? you mean the man in the black pajamas? and dude, you forget the creedence's tapes again.

Fuck it, lets get us a lane............

[Window Lady]

Do you .... ....., take ....... ......., and promise to help her concieve man?

[Lebukowski]

Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

That creep can roll

[DeeDeeMeares]

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

Dude, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, and you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss your dudette.