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what is your df (dude factor) today (this minute)

glorious
3 (21.4%)
well and happy
2 (14.3%)
who gives a shit
7 (50%)
world of pain
2 (14.3%)
they're going to kill that poor woman
0 (0%)
donny who loved bowling
0 (0%)

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weaverdude

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dude factor
« on: July 05, 2007, 09:09:36 AM »
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hey hey hail bros.... hail to granny... 4th of july... my dude factor is down

loving life at a round 4

how's your dude factor today?

1 is complete enlightenment
10 is red hot pissed and belligerent (nielist)

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 08:34:23 PM »
Probably about a 4 or 3
What the fuck are you talking about?!  This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American.  Please

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 10:04:31 AM »
Gotta go with who gives a shit, man, but I gotta tell ya, earlier in the day, I was feeling really shitty man.  Really down in the dumps...lost a little money...but fuck it man!  I can't be worried about that shit.  Life goes on man!
Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski;  you're Mr. Lebowski.  I'm the Dude.  So that's what  you  call me.  That, or Duder. His  Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if,you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 02:02:07 AM »
I was in a world of pain a few days ago. It was equivalent, if not worse, than having a rough night and having to listen to the Eagles, but after reading this thread I indeed thought 'Fuck it'. I now abide, like my fellow dudes on here.
Not on the rug, man...

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 03:07:26 AM »
my dude factor is nice and low today so i'd like to introduce another topic: the anti-dude.
and i hereby nominate dick cheney as the anti-dude,
although i do allow there have been many heavy anti-dudes throughout history.

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 04:08:09 PM »
I say I'm like a 3 today, I just say "Who gives a shit?"

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2007, 04:09:34 PM »
I'm in a little dudepression (depression) but just today,  a rough day man.
Maybe 3 or 4.
I need a Helluva caucasian.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2010, 08:07:37 PM »
1 man. There is nothing getting me down.

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Re: dude factor
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2010, 12:13:25 PM »
1, I'm drawing a nice picture, I'm chilling listening to some good music (johnny rivers secret agent man) the weather is nice and I'm gonna hang out with my mates later

I am in a state of awesome-sauce sauwesomeness! even.
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Re: dude factor
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2010, 10:34:35 PM »
http://
hey hey hail bros.... hail to granny... 4th of july... my dude factor is down

loving life at a round 4

how's your dude factor today?

1 is complete enlightenment
10 is red hot pissed and belligerent (nielist)
Oh thats what this is a picture of, we did not think of that, dude
I'd be a 8, had to work at the league office, long day and no oat soda til just now
...and I got a rash on my ass so bad I can't hardly siddown. 
                         But you know me.  I can't complain


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Re: dude factor
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2010, 05:26:00 AM »
I must be 4 or 5. I'm the only one in the office, though this means I can do what I want (or not as the case may be), it does mean that I have to cover whatever shit hit's the fan. But I'm not worrying (yet).

Someone has to say this:

"Ahead Dude factor four, Mr Data!"
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Re: dude factor
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2010, 07:20:28 PM »
Weaverdude, what the fuck are you talkin' about? I did'nt know there was a test involved. And I'm not saying this with any negativity. I guess it just got me to thinkin',  that's fuckin' interesting, very fuckin' interesting. Some days I' m feeling like a container of shit, and other's like everything is smooth sailing, and accept it. Probably shows I'm a simple minded fuck. Anyway, I lost my train of thought, but am pleased my answer to the poll was who gives a shit and it seems to abide with the majority of Dudes, but I'll let a wiser fellow than myself score my dude factor and I'll still probably feel, "who gives a shit"! ???

Re: dude factor
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2010, 10:05:30 PM »
You are probably at a df of 2, and you gotta buck up, man, you can't go into the tournament with this negative attitude
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Re: dude factor
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2010, 04:48:28 PM »
Hey Everyone, now I respect everyone's feelings but sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you, that said in the right context could mean you gotta role with the bad to appreciate the good cause what is good with no bad right man. Now everyone hits a rough patch some worse than others but here in Israel we got a saying "If you got food in your belly, a roof over your head, you're in good health and nobody wants you dead" you doing better than most, bummed out is a valid feeling but remember when shit's darker than a black deers tookus on a moonless prairie night to put everything in perspective when assessing your situation.
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