The Dudeism Forum

So, I was checking in for my doctor's appointment where I got diagnosed with (super) classic migraines, and given a prescription, when the gal behind the desk asked me about my dude-fish patch.  After my spiel she asked if there were any local (San Francisco) Dudeist churches she could go to.  I should have said, "Any bar that serves White Russians."  Maybe next time.

maybe by next time she will have seen the movie, and rattle off a quote like

"Could you slide your shorts down mister Lubbusski?"

A Dudeist church would have to have four areas: bowling lanes, a bar, a Dudeitation room, and a movie room for people to reflect upon the teachings of the great Jeffrey Lebowski.

Sounds good

Add in an Office for the Malibu Chief of Police. with lots of ceramic coffee cups.

Muzak system playing The Eagles,  Creedence outside of the office

There are Dudeist Churches all over the world. It's unmistakable when you walk in and hear the melody of pins falling.

What's a church anyway? A physical structure where one seeks spiritual relief? A location where a congregation gathers? A place where the nature of the ineffable is contemplated? If it is any of these places, then a Dudeist Church would simply be a bowling alley, a Dudefest, or a living room with TBL playing on the television.

I'm talking like a full-blown Dudeist church. Like, our Sistine Chapel. A swiss fuckin watch, man.

Our Fucking Sistene Chapel. Thats fucking interesting.

Saint Donny, who loved to bowl.
Goodnight sweet prince.

leave one pin standing and you die. Its a cruel fucking world out there.

The word church comes from the word 'ekklesia', which means so much as 'gathering (of the faithfull)'. So in our case, a dudeist church would mean: 'gathering of dudes'.

Anyway, fuck it, let's go bowling.

An Ekklesia of Dudes.  I like it.  Almost as snazzy as a Murder of Crows.

It does have a ring to it I agree. Let's keep it!

Take 'er easy!

QuoteAlmost as snazzy as a Murder of Crows.

Or a sadness of clowns. 

Quote from: Caesar dude on February 11, 2010, 05:24:45 PM

QuoteAlmost as snazzy as a Murder of Crows.

Or a sadness of clowns. 

I don't know if I should be happy or sad now.  Obviously I need a Caucasian to mull 'er over.

Hey man I'm sorry that I brought a furrow to yer brow...just abide dude. 

any dudeist church would need a full bowling alley, a grow room, and a cellar full of kaluha and vodka.  you can get the half and half at Ralphs.

Quote from: Caesar dude on February 11, 2010, 10:30:16 PM
Hey man I'm sorry that I brought a furrow to yer brow...just abide dude. 

Abidance progressing well.  Take 'er easy, dude!