The Dudeism Forum

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Quote from: Heller on September 30, 2008, 11:31:02 PM
working is so undude. I cannot abide.

Were you listening to the Dude's job description?

You're like a child, wandering into the middle of an unemployment line

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 01, 2008, 10:15:36 AM
Work = A world of pain.

Fuckin' A, Dudette

As I read in another forum....

if EVERYONE is dude, who will build the bowling alleys? My response to this subject is simple. You can be a dude and still be employed.

You need to make at least $180...

Just because we're UNEMPLOYED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!


Is there a Ralph's around there?

I'm going to work in a Security Firm here in Germany....hopefully. If they don't hire me, they're out of their element.

Well, yeah, is very difficult to be a dude, or a dudette in my case, because you´ll always need the fucking money man, you know... for some kalhuas, some bowling, etc.
But you're right, you can be a dude and  still have a job, in fact, when your boss comes to you whit some request you can look at him and tell him "that's fucking interesting, that's fucking interesting" or" sorry i wasn´t listening".Is a very cool idea, i read it on the book.

o.0

Well, taking 'er easy man,

that's to say: the dude ABIDES!

And what do you do, sir?

See that's where I think I've got a fairly Dudeist job (yes I bow my head I'm employed).

I work as a Database Administrator (DBA) and Developer for the natural History Museum here in the UK.

Now the main job of a DBA is to ensure they exclude themselves from the process as much as possible. My job is basically making sure I do as little as possible, and the machines do it for me.

The joy is they have to keep me on because when something goes wrong or needs changing I'm the man.

Thats fucking interesting, and you better check with your accountant, because
that dba thing may affect your tax bracket

and yes like lenin said;  look to where..  the one who uh, ...profits...

The database probably kidnapped itself!