The Dudeism Forum

Dudes,

Why isn't Al Bundy mentioned here? (or am I just not paying attention)...
He fits right in there; he bowls, drinks beer (oath soda), his life is a hell but still he keeps on going (that's abiding!), and let us not forget famous quotes like:

- "I'm Maharajah Bundy, and women with four hooters feed e ding dongs everyday."
- "Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer!"
- "If God would have wanted women to bowl, he would have gave them breasts on their backs so we'd have something to watch while it's their turn"
- "That's what being a man's all about, making mistakes and not caring!'

Can't really see the Dude saying those quotes.  Kind of sexist for the Dude's style. 

Am I wrong?

No, you're not wrong.....
Al should get some kind of award, but not dudeism.

he's funny, ok, but by that reasoning the Special Olympics would be a dude

That show was funny in the beginning, had no restrictions, but it got tamer and more predictable.

Mark it zero, Next Frame!