I live in the heart of Moron country...

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Budog Dude

Allow the dudes to come onto me in the bowling alley and hindereth them not!

DigitalBuddha

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 A friend of mine opens the door sans clothes when they come ringing.  ;D In this case, he does roll out naked.

greatspiritmonk

A man I knew usually took out his inverted cross and asked if they wanted to talk about Satan. Why can't they relax and chill out? Don't they like the female form instead? Does it make them uncomfortable?
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 24, 2009, 03:25:32 AM
A man I knew usually took out his inverted cross and asked if they wanted to talk about Satan. Why can't they relax and chill out? Don't they like the female form instead? Does it make them uncomfortable?

Dude, we are talking about morons who believe jerking off manually will send you to hell.

I rest my case...............




greatspiritmonk

You are always fucking great, dude.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 02:14:38 AM
You are always fucking great, dude.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

I dig your style too, man. Got the whole monk thing going on.

Merry ChristDudeMas!

greatspiritmonk

Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 04:02:39 AM
Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?

Fucking eh, man. You got any leads?  ;D

Matt the Walrus

that picture confuses me. Are those real mormons or homosexuals making a joke? Cus I didn't think Mormons were allowed to make physical contact below the eyebrows with anyone until they were married. And I don't see any rings.
I don't get it. How do I sign this? Is there a special pen?

greatspiritmonk

Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 27, 2009, 02:42:26 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 04:02:39 AM
Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?

Fucking eh, man. You got any leads?  ;D

Maybe. We are working in shifts here dude.  ;D Me and my colleagues.
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 27, 2009, 10:19:26 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 27, 2009, 02:42:26 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 04:02:39 AM
Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?

Fucking eh, man. You got any leads?  ;D

Maybe. We are working in shifts here dude.  ;D Me and my colleagues.

Far fucking out, sounds like an occasion for a round of oat soda among the dudes ;D

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 27, 2009, 03:34:26 AM
that picture confuses me. Are those real mormons or homosexuals making a joke? Cus I didn't think Mormons were allowed to make physical contact below the eyebrows with anyone until they were married. And I don't see any rings.

Well dude, we just don't know.

greatspiritmonk

Yeah, and maybe some of those good burgers.  ;D
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

not_exactly_a_lightweight

Is this your only ID?

DigitalBuddha

We'll, uh, brace the kid--he'll be a pushover.