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Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?

Given that the movie takes place before metallica killed Napster, I have no idea.

Maybe they weren't very nice to their roadies. If they made such a fuss about teenagers downloading their music for free, maybe they didn't care much for a bunch of brats, old or young, following them from town to town, smoking thai sticks, and just generally being bums...

Fucking nihilists, man................

Epic picture dude! 

The Dude called Metallica "bunch of assholes" because THEY´RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES... fuckin amateurs.

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 20, 2009, 12:13:15 PM
The Dude called Metallica "bunch of assholes" because THEY´RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES... fuckin amateurs.

Fuckin A!
Especially Lars!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc9dGdSGKRw

Quote from: BikerDude on August 31, 2009, 10:21:37 AM

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 20, 2009, 12:13:15 PM
The Dude called Metallica "bunch of assholes" because THEY´RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES... fuckin amateurs.

Fuckin A!
Especially Lars!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc9dGdSGKRw

A real reactionary!!

Lars Ulrich killed the Metal!!!

Quote from: sufidude on August 20, 2009, 12:07:45 PM
Epic picture dude! 

Would love to have a rug like that 

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?

Well now we just don't know,Dude
Report back to us when you know

Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:32:42 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?

Well now we just don't know,Dude
Report back to us when you know

Got a lot of ideas floating around in the ole' digitalbuddha's head, but not sure I have it figured out yet, brandt. Sticking to a good drug regiment though, so I should come up with an uncompromisable first draft sooner or later. 

I was watching Chinatown recently and I noticed the same line, "A bunch of assholes" in that film, spoken by Jake's cop friend.

I think that the Coens stole another scene from that film. Compare the little dork in the County Clerk's office in Chinatown to Francis Donnelly in the Funeral parlor. Twins, or does every little prick look the same to me?

Gematria "bunch of"=69, "bunch of assholes"=167
Searching out the number 167, diggin' this from Wiki:

    * Master of Puppets (1986) by Metallica ranked #167 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time
    * The song Let's Get It On (1973) by Marvin Gaye ranked #167 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time
Martina Navratilova has 167 tennis titles, an all-time record for men or women

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/167_(number)

And this for the Dudely Lama:

Bangkok?s official name, translated into English, has 167 characters: Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 18, 2009, 01:57:18 AM

Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:32:42 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?

Well now we just don't know,Dude
Report back to us when you know

Got a lot of ideas floating around in the ole' digitalbuddha's head, but not sure I have it figured out yet, brandt. Sticking to a good drug regiment though, so I should come up with an uncompromisable first draft sooner or later. 

Well, Dbudda, this did occur to me. "bunch of assholes" is a common descriptive phrase, Oh fer instance in Nam, where there were no  rules, we were ordered by a "bunch of assholes", the war was prosecuted by a 'bunch of assholes", a strict drug regimen confirmed your life was not controlled by a "bunch of assholes", so you see Metallica was predated by many "bunches of assholes", so the Dude was quite right in ending his musical career and moveing on to meeting other "bunches of assholes". Keeps his mind limber, and in the motto and philosophy of the Air Cav,"Press On"  I hope this helps you with your homework, or at least the bulk of the first draft.  Am I wrong or just an--durn, lost my train of thought

Quote from: brandt on November 14, 2009, 10:00:49 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 18, 2009, 01:57:18 AM

Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:32:42 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?

Well now we just don't know,Dude
Report back to us when you know

Got a lot of ideas floating around in the ole' digitalbuddha's head, but not sure I have it figured out yet, brandt. Sticking to a good drug regiment though, so I should come up with an uncompromisable first draft sooner or later. 

Well, Dbudda, this did occur to me. "bunch of assholes" is a common descriptive phrase, Oh fer instance in Nam, where there were no  rules, we were ordered by a "bunch of assholes", the war was prosecuted by a 'bunch of assholes", a strict drug regimen confirmed your life was not controlled by a "bunch of assholes", so you see Metallica was predated by many "bunches of assholes", so the Dude was quite right in ending his musical career and moveing on to meeting other "bunches of assholes". Keeps his mind limber, and in the motto and philosophy of the Air Cav,"Press On"  I hope this helps you with your homework, or at least the bulk of the first draft.  Am I wrong or just an--durn, lost my train of thought

Dude, that is a damn good thought. Being a "bunch of assholes" could be a positive career move. I know it has been for me at times. And I like yur train of thought. I've been referring to the US congress as a bunch of assholes, but not in a positive light of course. Now there is a cluster fuck of nihilists if I ever saw one who are always over the line. Fuck it, mark it zero, next frame.