The Dudeism Forum

I give you:

Deepak Chopra--he's the go to guy on happiness.  need some?  take it easy because he's got the prescription.

Tom Petty--we all know he has a new last dance with Maryjane every day.  it's how he stays alive.

Bob Saget--you can't go through life as Bob Saget without learning to take it easy.  Also enjoys a nice toke.

Ringo Starr--he's got his dude den set up right next door to the octopus' garden

David Hasselhof--the guys been blowin' in the wind for years...meaning he's been blown for years.  German love songs....that's zen.

The Guy on the Couch--we all know him and want to be him.  we know he has the answers...if only he would wake up and share them...

The Brothers Ween--wrote several hit albums after achieving dudevana

"Otto"  from the Simpson's--come on, "dude" is like the only word the dude even knows...

Steve Miller--he flys like the eagle.

Oscar Wilde--i trust he speaks for himself.

Emily Dickinson--hell, you have to channel the Dude  himself to get half of what she says

Jim Henson--he played with puppets all day.  what kind of dress code do you think that requires.  And he walked some pretty far out lands...

Carl Jung--Explored the concept of the collective unconscious and archetypes.  Crowning achievement:  giving Freud the finger.

AND FINALLY
The Fool--he is essentially the Dude in his purest form.  blithely he journeys through life, nary a worry on his shoulders for he doesn't have time to them.  he is a free spirit.  he boldly goes where no man has gone before in leisurely fashion.  Jungians associate him with the archetype the Divine Child.  Does it get any duder?

All but Saget seconded. Seriously, anyone who admittedly sucks cock for coke, and then apologizes about it, is not a dude!

The second Hasselhof is formally considered a Dude, that's when I pull my gun out of my bowling bag and scream, "Has everyone here gone crazy???!!!!!!"



Fuck that guy!

Quote from: digbys kid on August 02, 2009, 01:45:18 PM
The second Hasselhof is formally considered a Dude, that's when I pull my gun out of my bowling bag and scream, "Has everyone here gone crazy???!!!!!!"



Fuck that guy!

On second thought, Hoff's over the line. Hoff&Saget gotta go.