The Dudeism Forum

Quote from: midwaydude on September 25, 2008, 07:24:05 PM
hell ya party at my house take which ever rug you want

Party naked? 

I am Nihilist, I believe in nothzing!


Aber, seriously....I'm a totally fuckin' ordained Priest.

With a little Crowleian influence!

Damned proud to be an ordained Dudeist.

I placed my certificate on my wall, above my college degree, as the latter has turned out to be relatively worthless.

I think we should issue plastic cards that can fit into a wallet that states we are dudeist priests. 

Quote from: always abides on October 22, 2008, 05:06:21 PM
I think we should issue plastic cards that can fit into a wallet that states we are dudeist priests. 

......And a gift certificate good for one free Kahlua, White Russian, a beer and a J. Fucking a 

Quote from: always abides on October 22, 2008, 05:06:21 PM
I think we should issue plastic cards that can fit into a wallet that states we are dudeist priests. 

It would be my only form of identification...at least until I get a Ralph's card.

Quote from: digbys kid on October 22, 2008, 10:12:55 PM

Quote from: always abides on October 22, 2008, 05:06:21 PM
I think we should issue plastic cards that can fit into a wallet that states we are dudeist priests. 

It would be my only form of identification...at least until I get a Ralph's card.

HAHA! Funny zat you guys mention! I made a card but its just a picture of Lebowski and Walter and it says 'The Dude Abides'- On ze back is a personal testimony for relaxation....and the recipe for a White Russian, lol. I'd take a picture but its not THAT cool. You can get those laminated at any copy store or what not. At least in Germany you can.

Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:59:54 PM
Proud to be a dudeist priest, and I wear my dudeist priest ball jersey proudly...and FYI to all the other members, I will be running for public office(TOWNSHIP SUPERVISOR) in 2009 against a real entrenched fascist reactionary, but vulnerable to a more relaxed, friendly candidate. I'm saying I found my venue and if anyone has any notes on campaign strategy "I'd really appreciate it"

It's Brandt, at uh, well Mr. Lebowsi's office, and I should have my web site up in a few months

Well, I did it, won the primary and beat BOTH my Rep. opponenent(a real fascist reactionary) and the Dem. candidate (with more write in votes). So the Brandt  is running unopposed in Nov. And I did it without a web site or a lot of bells and whistles. Just good old door to door contact, eyeball to eyeball with the voters. Got the message out that I ABIDE  respect and civility in politics, and leave everybody the fuck alone to their own business. Did'nt try to reinvent the wheel, or bowling. And, let's not forget, let's not forget, I don't owe money all over town to make people think I'm owned by special interests.  Completely unspoiled. Good feeling. Now I know why my buddies died face down in the mud.....not that there's ever a good reason for dying face down in the mud. Much less dangerous practicing pacifism, just ask Smokey. Am i WRONG?
Any notes?

way to go brandty! if you will it it is no dream. we're all very proud. were you running as part of the lebowski party? (www.lebowskiparty.com)

Quote from: forumdude on June 17, 2009, 05:05:58 PM
way to go brandty! if you will it it is no dream. we're all very proud. were you running as part of the lebowski party? (www.lebowskiparty.com)

Forumdude, Thankee, and yes I have subliminally been inserting many Lebowsi-isms at our township meetings. My favorite, back in Nov 2008, when I found the embezzelement scheme and finally convinced the Board of Sups. to bring in the (not MALIBU) police, was that we were entering a "world of pain" with what was "about to unfold in this here story" Also, the incumbent I beat was constantly busting my balls to which I responded, "that's just like your opinion, man" Many Lebowski responses are very natural and fit into almost any normal  or abnormal situations. If people don't feel threatened and realize you abide anything except unchecked aggression, things kind of go along smoothly. Am I wrong? Okay then.

i'm a new dude around here.  And I joined after being ordained, so I guess I am man. 

And my rug reaaaallly does tie the room together, i'd be sad if you pissed on it. So please don't.  I just realized this tonight.

Now you're a man!!

Quote from: sufidude on July 18, 2009, 11:35:07 AM
Now you're a man!!

a man man man man? man man man man man man man man man man?

a manny manny man, you're a man...

now you're a mang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw