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As a newcomer to Dudeism, I would like to know if we can cast out demons also. . .

http://groups.google.com/group/riskycrabsushi
(if you care to check that out also)

Hmmmm, here there are a lot of wiser fellas than me so you'll probably get better answers from them. As a Dudeist Priest you can do more or less everything. Performing exorcisms means that there is one or more demons to exorcise. I don't think,  provided they exist, that they can directly interfere with us. Usually it has more to do with psychological reasons than with religion. It's almost unbelievable what our subconscious mind can do. But you know, this is only my opinion.

Welcome to the forum.

Exorcisms?  I don't know man.

Personally, I'll try anything, so long as you never tell me, "Her life is in your hands, Dude."

Her life is in your hands dude.

Aww, come on, man...shit, don't say that, man...

Benny Hinn; now this is my type of exorcism
(strong awesomeness warning for content below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

I thought about it and rembered the old adage-

"When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Problems with a co-worker?  Demon Possessed.
Bus is late?  Demon Possessed Bus Driver.
Car problems? Demon Possessed Car.
Pet looks at you funny?...

I'd have to take it on a case by case basis.  Should I ever, to my great surprise, meet a savage disembodied tormentor, I guess it's my dudety to try and help it mellow out.  But if it were a fascist also, I'd hurl his gnarly nether-parts into deepest oblivion.

Demons?   I don't know about that, man.   I mean, what the hell is a demon?   

I mean, one cna exercise some of that bullshit out of yoru head-- and sometimes one can help a buddy achieve the state of mind to accomplish that.   

But it sure seems to me that exorcising demons requires one to be a minister in a faith that has basis that includes demonology.   

Or it requires some oat sodas.    The mind gets limber and demons fly away.

Fuck it man, a dudeist makes peace with his demons.

What I want to know about is circumcisions. Should we honor the sanctity of the Johnson and keep it whole-y, you know, totally unspoiled? (Too late for me, or will it grow back if I stop washing down there? or is it still down there somewhere, should I take another look?)

Was the Dude a cut man? How can I know before I walk a moyle in the Dude's shoes?

O gives them a headbutt.
As regards circumcision or not, both have advantages and disadvantages. It depends on you. I had to cut it and now it works better.

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on July 11, 2009, 04:26:17 AMIt depends on you. I had to cut it and now it works better.

Jesus! I thought you were supposed to do that as a baby.

Not always man, not always 

I salute your bravery!

So I'm guessing that we're pretty cool genitalia wise? Respect for all, the ins, the outs, and the what have yous? That's cool man, cuz personally, I dig the beaver, shaved, unshaved, it's all good. I'm pretty fond of my Johnson too, keeping it limber and such.