The Dude, Paul Anka, and the Incarnation Dogma

Started by sufidude, June 25, 2009, 10:43:19 PM

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sufidude

Despite us dudes being non-literalists, I truly believe that Paul Anka is the living embodiment of fucking fascism.

My evidence?: http://www.noisetank.com/integrity/
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sufidude

Should have put this in the spiritualism section, all apologies. Hey I'm new, high, and getting sleepy. Peace dudes...
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digbys kid

Shouldn't there be a "Human Paraquats" section right under the "Great Dudes in History" section?  Or do we not go for such negativity?

discuss...


Paul Anka?  Yeah, fuck that guy!
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forumdude

Quote from: digbys kid on June 26, 2009, 09:09:39 AM
Shouldn't there be a "Human Paraquats" section right under the "Great Dudes in History" section?  Or do we not go for such negativity?

discuss...


Paul Anka?  Yeah, fuck that guy!

ha ha. not a bad idea. but yeah, it might be pretty undude to tar and feather the fascists. one thing we've been mulling over is having a "demidude" section for folks like charles bukowski and hunter thompson who keep getting nominated but are maybe too high strung or fucked up to truly be paragaons of dudeness.

but we've been slacking at getting new great dudes out (Bill Hicks!) so once we can get life to start and stop at our convenience we'll move forward on that.

of course, the invitation is always open for any of you fellers to write a great dude article (or a demidude article, or even a human paraquat one if you really feel passionate and can do it without seeming too paraquatty yourself) for the dudespaper (www.dudespaper.com).

Wouldn't Paul Anka be more of a "cleft asshole"? I'll have to check with my accountant.
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forumdude

i didn't click on the link. that's fucking hilarious! paul anka blows his top! a fucking fascist with a cleft asshole. makes christian bale sound like a sweetie pie.
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Andrea D.

Quote from: digbys kid on June 26, 2009, 09:09:39 AM
Shouldn't there be a "Human Paraquats" section right under the "Great Dudes in History" section?  Or do we not go for such negativity?

discuss...


Paul Anka?  Yeah, fuck that guy!

Far out great idea!!!
I fucking hate Paul Anka.
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Andrea D.

Quote from: digbys kid on June 26, 2009, 09:09:39 AM
Shouldn't there be a "Human Paraquats" section right under the "Great Dudes in History" section?  Or do we not go for such negativity?

discuss...


Paul Anka?  Yeah, fuck that guy!

I think is very necesary to have the section for make some comments about some undude people, we know is too much, i have my own list, we have a lot of human paraquats and Malibu´s chiefs around the world, so why not speak about it.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

forumdude

We've got a bunch of places to point out paraquat. Here's one:

http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?board=22.0

and this one:

http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?board=20.0

or even your own shameful undudeness (dude confessional):
http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?board=39.0

enjoy!
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