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Far out man, we'll do a double blessing! Mark it, Dude!

OK works out good

So this is the speech I used for blessing my new home:

After much exhaustion,
boxes moved, un-dudeness overcome
You have moved from one private residence to another
Let us haves some burgers, some drinks,
a few laughs, and our trobules are over
As we abiding celebrate this moving day with a blessing
May you have more strikes than gutters
May you have more ups than downs
Under the safety of this roof
For here you can just take it easy,
as you did at your last private residence
And you shall be happy and enjoy your life in this new place that has come to light.
Because a bungalow is a place not for all your crazy shit
But a refuge from all the carpet pissers, real reactionaries, and human paraquat
that await you behind the front door
So that we can abide by it later
as the Dude abides.

Let me know what you think.

Sweet dude sorry I ended up missing it

Ah fuck it dude, we're going bowling later on anyways!

tru that dude

And the rug really ties the room together

Fuckin A!

Thanks for the inspiration, Dude.  I'll be sure to keep this idea in mind next time a buddy moves.

Guys, I need some advice. I'm about to move into a new house, too. The problem is that the house is in terrible condition, it doesn't even have interior doors. I don't want to spend a lot of money on repairs, so I'm looking for a good door and window installation company that will do the job inexpensively.

Personally I have always nailed a blanket to the wall in lieu of curtains and hooked up the stereo and big screen.
Followed by invitations, a keg, some bong hits and hilarious hijinks.
Alas marriage has put an end to such things.
Now the routine generally involves a torturous day at Bed Bath and Beyond.

I like yer style Dude!