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Awww man, it's raining again.  Fuck it, let's go bowling.  I'm here in Niagara Falls and the weather is predominantly rainy every day this spring, but you know me, I'm not one to complain.   Here's hoping all the dudes in Missouri and other places getting flooded out don't lose their shit man.  I hope everyone stays dry and warm.

June brings most of the rain here in Fl. Seen a wiser fella than myself loose all his shit on the other day. Bummer man, Niagara Falls does sound like a pretty good story though. Im sure its passed by now?

For now.  I have a feeling that the Buffalo/Niagara Falls area is going to have a colder than usual and wetter than usual summer.  It happens.  We had a crazy winter here last year.  We did not have a single day of snow.  (I'm referring to Buffalo snow, not the stuff the rest of the country gets.  Here we measure snow in half-foot increments)  I think we had one day this past winter where we got about a half a foot of snow, and considering you need at least a foot to be able to call your boss and tell him you're gonna be 20 minutes late into work, it was indeed an unusual season.  But that's how the whole dern comedy seems to be perpetuating itself lately.  Could be chemtrails, or global warming or what have you...I don't know. I find all that stuff to be exhausting. 
   Now Florida, that's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.  I've never been to Florida.  I hear it's a sunny warm place to be and with the exception of Miami, it's pretty human friendly.  I think it's gonna have to go on my "places to check out" list. 

Etz Chaim He, dude, as the ex used to say. It is a warm sunny place but they never tell you that we have uncomfortably humid weather most days of the week and in June it rains as much as it snows in Mammoth Lakes ! But I'll allow there are some nice folks ... and in English too 

( not practiced in Miami of course ).

I would say Key West is #1 on that list of yours. They abide down there. Mile 0 and what have you. Fucking Hemingway Museum  with a six-toed cats. Im sure Jackie Treehorn threw a few garden parties there back in the day

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