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Dude1967

Quote from: brandt on October 11, 2008, 10:51:46 PM
Yeah, but can you refer to your "dick" or your "rod" , or your "JOHNSON" ???
or your "peter", or "willy", or "one-eyed trouser snake"...
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Dude1967 on October 17, 2008, 11:49:35 AM
Quote from: brandt on October 11, 2008, 10:51:46 PM
Yeah, but can you refer to your "dick" or your "rod" , or your "JOHNSON" ???
or your "peter", or "willy", or "one-eyed trouser snake"...

;D I was thinking about nominating my johnson (my rod, or dick, or dipstick if you are not into the whole brevity thing, or....ah hell, lost ma train a thought here) for a great dude in history. Which bothers some women.  The word itself makes some women uncomfortable.  Penis.


Andrea D.

Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 18, 2008, 01:15:22 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 17, 2008, 11:49:35 AM
Quote from: brandt on October 11, 2008, 10:51:46 PM
Yeah, but can you refer to your "dick" or your "rod" , or your "JOHNSON" ???
or your "peter", or "willy", or "one-eyed trouser snake"...

;D I was thinking about nominating my johnson (my rod, or dick, or dipstick if you are not into the whole brevity thing, or....ah hell, lost ma train a thought here) for a great dude in history. Which bothers some women.  The word itself makes some women uncomfortable.  Penis.

You mean your johnson is pretty lazy?...hahahahahaha or he abides with all the ladies...hahaha.
;D
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

brandt

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 23, 2008, 09:58:01 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 18, 2008, 01:15:22 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 17, 2008, 11:49:35 AM
Quote from: brandt on October 11, 2008, 10:51:46 PM
Yeah, but can you refer to your "dick" or your "rod" , or your "JOHNSON" ???
or your "peter", or "willy", or "one-eyed trouser snake"...

;D I was thinking about nominating my johnson (my rod, or dick, or dipstick if you are not into the whole brevity thing, or....ah hell, lost ma train a thought here) for a great dude in history. Which bothers some women.  The word itself makes some women uncomfortable.  Penis.

You mean your johnson is pretty lazy?...hahahahahaha or he abides with all the ladies...hahaha.
;D

Probably the laziest "johnson" in all of Loss-angle-is County

digbys kid

which would put high in the running for laziest johnson...worldwide!
Is there a Ralph's around here?

Andrea D.

The Johnson's not in.  Leave a message after the beep.  It takes a minute.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

digbys kid

Is there a Ralph's around here?

brandt

Quote from: digbys kid on October 23, 2008, 10:47:38 AM
which would put high in the running for laziest johnson...worldwide!

That's fucking interesting, man
that's very fucking interesting

I could find that johnson, he should compensate me for my laziness

Am I wrong? Okay then.

encutle09

You dont have to own a website to become an editor.

You do have to show us that you can find and describe appropriate new websites for the category that you want to edit - because thats what editors do .

not_exactly_a_lightweight

Were you listening to the dude's story?

He's looking to find the big Johnson
Is this your only ID?

DigitalBuddha

Well sirs and ma'am, I still jerk off manually.  ;D ...so if you don't mind, take any rug in the house.