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It must be something in the rice...

Kim Jong Un has an amazing new haircut. We have many, many questions.



WTF?!! - http://www.vox.com/2015/2/19/8069897/kim-jong-un-has-an-amazing-new-haircut-we-have-many-many-questions

I read somewhere that he's up for the lead in the North Korean version of "House Party".

I'm sitting here trying to think of some kinda remark for that hair but im-im fuckin' speechless. I don't know, maybe his barbers career has slowed down a little...

Is it just me, or is his head roughly the same shape as the Kool Aid Man?

  This might work better...

"Its not a phase, mom! I really DO want to nuke America!"

Quote from: Bubba_Ho_Tep98 on February 23, 2015, 04:00:09 PM
"Its not a phase, mom! I really DO want to nuke America!"

Sometimes I think he's THAT dumb and would try it. What has stopped the ignorant little punk from doing so is the fact that we (in the US) would nuke the undude back to the stone age if he tried. Sad that we have to take that stance.

Like he says...

Quote from: Bubba_Ho_Tep98 on February 23, 2015, 04:00:09 PM"Its not a phase, mom! I really DO want to nuke America!"

I don't think he necessarily wants to nuke America (I wouldn't rule it out though), but he does want to rule the world.  The problem is that he knows his country doesn't have the financial or military resources to make that happen, so he's decided to just be a pain in everyone's ass instead like a child throwing a tantrum because he can't have his way.  Fuckin' amateur.