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Other uniquely quotable flicks.

I would nominate for starters.

Bad Santa.

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Marcus: More booze, more bullshit, more butt-fucking
Willie: Sure, the 3 B's.
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Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
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Willie: Performance?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the...
Willie: Do you mean sexual?
[Bob looks up at Willie in confusion]
Bob Chipeska: Excuse me?
Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what you're saying to me?
Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear?
Marcus: Willie...
Willie: My fuck stick
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Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner.
Marcus: Yeah? You fucking petites now?
Willie: No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

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Marcus: You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.

-- Alexai Sayle.

"Bad Santa" is definitely is the same league as "Lebowski", at least as far as quotability and unrestrained, symphonic profanity goes.

Willie:  I turned over a new leaf today.
Marcus:  What? You fuckin' Petite?
Willie:  No.  I beat up some little kids today.  Except this time, it was for a good reason.

I could make a case, flimsey though it may be, that "Bad Santa" is modeled after "Lebowski"...check the correspondence...

Billy Bob--The Dude
Tony Cox (the dwarf)--Walter
Lauren Graham--Maude
the kid--Donny
John Ritter--Jeffery Lebowski, the other Jeffery Lebowski, the millionaire!
Bernie Mac--Uli Kunkel
the dwarf's asian girlfriend--Cynthia's pomeranian

simply substitute the Coen's old-reliable kidnapping caper for a mall Santa scam and safecracking, and you got yourself "Bad Santa"