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This NEVER gets old! The 7 deadly words revisited...



Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvLTJfYnik



Check out - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words

Shit, are you staring at my tits you motherfucker?  You better not piss off this cunt, cocksucker!  Fuck!

Wow, that felt incredibly cathartic!

Tit's doesn't even belong on the list man!  Sounds like a snack!  No, not your sexist snack, I'm talking about new Nabisco tits!

Wow, I didn't watch the video - how's that for a memory... was I close?  ;-)

Pretty close there, dude!  You forgot the stinger though...

"Betcha can't eat just one!"

Damn!

  I predict that this little Lebowski fella will grow up to be a dude for sure some day........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiv7JXLt6ws

Yes but I think he still sees them as a source of dinner though.

Gimme boobies!

Quote from: meekon5 on January 26, 2014, 08:24:25 PM
Yes but I think he still sees them as a source of dinner though.

LOL, I think you're right!

Quote from: Hominid on January 26, 2014, 08:26:32 PM
Gimme boobies!

Not Vagina?

This whole thread is just an ongoing list of what's not happening in my life at the moment (apart from shit, which I'm getting a lot of, and mother fucker which is just not a place even I would go no matter how desperate I am).

Oh and the piss bit.

Actually I'm just complaining about the "fuck, cunt, cocksucker, and tits" bits really.

I'll take either, donated to the Hominid Foundation for Vagina and Booby Collection For The Purpose Of Redistributing To Dudists dot com

Quote from: meekon5 on January 26, 2014, 08:49:54 PM
This whole thread is just an ongoing list of what's not happening in my life at the moment (apart from shit, which I'm getting a lot of, and mother fucker which is just not a place even I would go no matter how desperate I am).

Oh and the piss bit.

Actually I'm just complaining about the "fuck, cunt, cocksucker, and tits" bits really.

I feel for you brother.  There's gotta be a loving, compassionate massage therapist who, for a few dollars more, will take you to a very happy ending.   

Or  not...

Quote from: Hominid on January 26, 2014, 08:56:57 PM

Quote from: meekon5 on January 26, 2014, 08:49:54 PM
This whole thread is just an ongoing list of what's not happening in my life at the moment (apart from shit, which I'm getting a lot of, and mother fucker which is just not a place even I would go no matter how desperate I am).

Oh and the piss bit.

Actually I'm just complaining about the "fuck, cunt, cocksucker, and tits" bits really.

I feel for you brother.  There's gotta be a loving, compassionate massage therapist who, for a few dollars more, will take you to a very happy ending.   

Or  not...

I'm still getting by doing it manually.

Quote from: Hominid on January 26, 2014, 08:56:57 PM

I feel for you brother.  There's gotta be a loving, compassionate massage therapist who, for a few dollars more, will take you to a very happy ending.   

Or  not...

Aren't the ones who will do it for you... the ones you don't want touching you?