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Did you know that titty fucking is in the Bible?  Yep God loves him some good ole titty fucking with a big, messy finish:

"Give, and it shall be given to you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom."   Luke 6:28

Hey, if bigoted Bible thumpers can quote passages out of context for their own ends, why can't I?

Out of context? WTF do you mean? That whole bible thing is out of context mang.....

peace dude

That's fuckin funny man.

And I agree, the bible thumping gets old after about the first post. 

By the way, after checking in to see what condition the condition was in and catching up with the goings on in the forum, I thought I should post a disclaimer to this... err... post.

This was not posted in response, or reaction to any of the crazy shit that has been going on lately.  Just bad timing, mang.  It was actually satire that came to me while flipping channels and catching a snippet of the con man Peter Popoff.  The way my filthy mind works, I saw part of that passage and my mind immediately filled in the rest of the joke.  I found it hilarious and wanted to share.  The only reason I posted the chapter and verse is because the validity of it being a real Bible passage makes it all the more funny (at least to me.)

Hence why I posted it in Funny Shtuff.  It's a joke, it's satire.  No more, no less.