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Here's my case:

The guy is almost always barefoot
Quit Pro Surfing to play "Slack Key" guitar
Song lyrics:
"Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
Ill make you banana pancakes"  Pure stoner
"Cause I love to lay here lazy
We could close the curtains
Pretend like there's no world outside"
"But you can't stop nothing
If you got no control
Of the thoughts in your mind
That you kept in, you know
You don't know nothing
But you don't need to know
The wisdoms in the trees
Not the glass windows"
"It's as simple as something that nobody knows"
"Being here is so easy to do
If you want to"
"I've been losing lots of keys lately,
I don't know what that means"
"The harder that you try baby, the further you'll fall
Even with all the money in the whole wide world"

http://www.jackjohnsonmusic.com/

Johnson? 

What do you need a johnson for Dudette?

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 27, 2008, 01:36:46 PM
Johnson? 

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.  Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson".

Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?

I second the nomination of Jack Johnson, no matter what dudette needs with him   

Yup, the Johnson dude abides.

Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?

Well...you know....

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 27, 2008, 10:07:18 PM

Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?

I second the nomination of Jack Johnson, no matter what dudette needs with him   

Weeeeell...you mean...you know.

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 27, 2008, 10:07:18 PM

Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?

I second the nomination of Jack Johnson, no matter what dudette needs with him   

We can't cut off Jack Johnson. We're not nihilists, after all.

Well, no matter what dudes can say about him and his music, his surfer way of life and all the stuff...i like his name...Johnson, it sounds very good. you know, Johnson.

Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson

ALWAYS the issue here 

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...

What do you need that for, dude? 

This is our concern, Dude