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Sad state of affairs, fellow Dudes. This here's a Dudeist who is one heck of a lousy bowler and there's a bowling party invite in my near future. Any tips? 

If you really suck dude, wear shoes that will protect your feet if you drop the ball.

Quote from: Chaplain K on June 25, 2013, 05:11:51 PM
Sad state of affairs, fellow Dudes. This here's a Dudeist who is one heck of a lousy bowler and there's a bowling party invite in my near future. Any tips? 

Drink more beer between rolls, and if possible, lick the ball before each roll.   And most of all; have fun.

http://youtu.be/bSOorSbT0mI

Advice appreciated! I'll also be looking for a wise cowboy stranger drinking sarsaparilla...   

Quote from: Chaplain K on June 26, 2013, 07:01:16 PM
Advice appreciated! I'll also be looking for a wise cowboy stranger drinking sarsaparilla...   

Fuckin' eh! Sometimes you eat the b'har, sometimes, whal, the b'har, it eats you.

Update: I put on my Dude gear, put on my Dudeitude and didn't do too shabby considering I hadn't been in a bowling alley for 20+ years. There was sarsaparilla but no bar - no oat sodas! We even had a wise old cowboy in our midst to add to the atmosphere. Looking forward to rolling again...

Obviously, you're not a golfer. Nice job, Chaplain K. And you will get better with more practice, keep rolling.

Glad you had fun Chaplain. Like Oompa said, the more you roll the better you'll get. I haven't been bowlin' in ages, need to go roll a ball myself.