The Dudeism Forum

I always look for the comedy department wherever I go, that way I know right off what kind of clowns I have to deal with. Know what I mean? I think an Absurd Dude section is called for or maybe Foolish Dudes or Dude Foolishness or whatever. For example, this Indian Guru and Zen Master where waiting on the pier for the ferry to carry them across the water when the Guru turned to the Zen master and asked, "Why are we waiting? Can you not walk on water? I have been practicing how for twenty years and I can show you how to do it real quick if you want to know." A shocked expression came over the Zen master and, after a few seconds, he said, "You spent twenty years learning how to walk on water? Why the ferry is only a dime it's a long walk?"

You know, foolish dudes.